8mileshigher wrote:Datru
as a Newbie, you're going to have to pick out at least six songs where you do a stunning lead-vocals performance on, as if you were Roger Daltrey and another bunch of songs, where you anchor down riveting guitar solos in the tradition of Hendrix or Eddie VH.
After your debut, you can always be signing autographs in between buying rounds of drinks for the Jammers
Yeah, and for the Daltrey bit, you either have to sport a poofy, dippity-do shag hairstyle (a wig will wor, I've considered one myself for some shows) like he wore on the Smothers Brothers, or else go with the fringe-y, tassle thingy Daltrey wore at Woodstock.. .
For the guitar portion, plaing behind the head is optional, but make sure you have the whammy bar dives, two handed technique, and toggle switch feedback wiggle tricks nailed!