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If you throw a guitar player and a banjo player off the top of a tall building which will hit the ground first? The guitar player, the banjo player will have to stop and tune up at least three times on the way down.

What's the difference between a gunman with an Uzi and an accordion player? You might could negotiate with the gunman to stop.

What is the definition of the eternal optimist?
A Trombone player with a pager.

Sorry, I did it again, can't seem to stop.
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