Freebird

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:45 pm

Here you go, all you US patriots!! Just what you need for your front window:

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ITALIA-FREEBIRD-ELECTRIC-GUITAR_W0QQitemZ7343843831QQcategoryZ2384QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

rictified · Post by **rictified** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:21 am

Maybe Clint Black will buy it.

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:58 am

Tasteful. I wonder if there's a longneck opener in the beak.

wayang · Post by **wayang** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:24 am

Think about where the guitar's output is, anatomically...

Speaking of which, the real phrase is not: "The Eagle flies on Friday," meaning the government takes it's cut of your weekly pay and flies off with it, leaving you with the remainder (as ****** 'above-ground' blues lyrics might lead one to believe). No, indeed: the correct wording is "The Eagle sh*ts on Friday," meaning the government eats all your pay, circles above you, and excretes your share before disappearing to it's D.C. condo.

Just ask any 798'er out of Tulsa...

brammy · Post by **brammy** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:22 pm

Dane, I'm happy to see you agree with the recent cuts in the rate of federal taxation.

As for the guitar... I like the intent but the product is kinda ugly. Paul's idea of a longneck opener on a guitar is a good one. Now I know what I'm going to get our bass player for Xmas... it'll look great on his Fender P-bass.

phlemmy · Post by **phlemmy** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:27 pm

www.fairtax.org

atomic_punk · Post by **atomic_punk** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:16 pm

Can we slam a big belt buckle on that thing somewhere?