Weird Pensa Bass - Yikes!

doctorwho · Post by **doctorwho** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:51 am

I spotted this for sale - I couldn't believe the neck on this thing!

This is for real - I didn't do any mods to the picture in the ad.

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:58 am

It is an amateur Photoshop job; no cigars.

The fret markers are blurry on the neck extension, as are the strings. The rest of the neck is clearly in focus.

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 12:00 pm

OK for an orangutan, I guess. Maybe it's a Pinocchio job..... the better (or worse) you play, the longer it gets!!

Wonder why he's playing the high frets..........

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 12:14 pm

Here's the Rick version, the NEW 400000003!!!

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:46 pm

Crikey!! An interstate trip just to get to the lower frets!!

longhouse · Post by **longhouse** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:01 pm

The bassist will need an assistant from the audience.

rob · Post by **rob** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:40 pm

I'm sure this guy attracts all the women. I wonder how large his shoe size is?

nattiep · Post by **nattiep** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:48 pm

Pfft... I bet he's making up for something.

melibreits · Post by **melibreits** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:38 pm

I'm laughing so hard there are tears in my eyes!

This forum is a funny place....

Why am I still here at 12:30 am?

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:08 pm

Because you're drawn to it like a pin to a magnet, Melibee!! When I get home after work and want to do some 'forumizing', all of you 'foreigners' are asleep..... no fun!!

Geez.......... what was the subject again? Oh yeah...... long necks:

melibreits · Post by **melibreits** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:23 am

"Because you're drawn to it like a pin to a magnet, Melibee!!"

That funny bass or this Forum, Aitch?

I know why I've been staying up so late--it's because my hubby's away on business, so he's not here to tell me it's time to go to bed, LOL! That's why I've been here so much the last couple of days.... Gotta get some self-control so I can get a few projects done--but it's kind of fun to stay up all hours....

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:39 am

Yes, go ahead, Melissa, let the wild side out!!!

Oh, it's already 9am up there in Moose Country...

jwr2 · Post by **jwr2** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:58 am

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:00 am

Does that one on the bottom come in MOP?

(I'll resist comments about "****** tone".)

melibreits · Post by **melibreits** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:43 am

LOL!

I've heard of necks like planks, but how can that guy even play that top one? Just how many strings does it have, anyway? It seems to me he would need some extra fingers....