You Can't Make This Stuff Up

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No words.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070221/ap_on_en_tv/tv_dancing_with_the_stars;_ylt=ApKndufm6uUL_6dgmVzDDWms0NUE

[stuart]

Wonder if they'll do the 'hop?' She'd be good at that one.

[simer4001]

I saw this earlier. Let's see how many fans she truly has when it comes to the phone in votes. She'll be done in round 1.

[studiotwosession]

Can't say I'm sorry I've missed every episode of this one.

[linganstan]

walkin the dog ???

[325_fan]

They should pair her up with Mike Tyson.

[studiotwosession]

Dancing "with the stars?" Having once been married to someone in show business makes the cut? Boy, they're having to dig really deep to find stars these days.

[linganstan]

i hear that they're bringin back the Gong Show.....and she'll co-host with chuck barris.....

[brammy]

Here's the song she'll dance to:

http://billmumyfanclub.com/voobaha/voobaha/boogie_woogie_amputee.htm

BOOGIE WOOGIE AMPUTEE

I love to dance with Peg Leg Sue
She got one, I got two
I told her to save a dance for me
My boogie woogie amputee

Chorus:
We're gonna hop, swing and jump
I shake my hips, she shakes her stump
Sha la la la Wee ahh oooh
Disco Disco Peg Leg Sue

Suzie baby if you please
Let me give your stump a squeeze
It turns me on, that empty knee
My boogie woogie amputee

Chorus

Suzie, Suzie, you're my fave
You only got one leg to shave
You got style, you got charms
Aren't you glad you got both arms
(You're gonna use 'em tonight)

Chorus

Yeah.

Listen here:
http://shopping.yahoo.com/p:Voobaha:1921062858

[eddied]

Cruelty. If this was a relative of yours, a sister, or mother or whatever, the amputee jokes would really suck. We hate her, but MECCA loved her and married her. He should have had his people do a thorough background check B4 he got involved..maybe????

[gregga41]

Nah! its just life mate! She's a cow,,full stop!

[j_gary]

This is another indication the she is "off". I don't know why anyone would be involved in such a lame show nevermind this gal.

She appears to be another Spears, Smith, Lohan, or pick any flavor of the month whack job. Spoiled brats acting as fools, throwing tantrums, and embarrassing themselves and their families.

I sure hope class comes back in style soon.

[blazer]

Well Gary, I'll guess that this Brad Paisley song is in order here...


Celebrity

Someday I'm gonna be famous, do I have talent, well no
These days you don't really need it thanks to reality shows
Can't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab

'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can throw a major fit
When my latte isn't just how I like it
When they say I've gone insane
I'll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with
Being a celebrity

I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way
And I'll get community service no matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids, they'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up

'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on the fame
And say it's just so tough
Being a celebrity

So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of the fun and the sun
We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
Hey hey, Hollywood, here we come

'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
Being a celebrity
Yeah celebrity

[murmur]

I couldnt help but snigger at Jonathon Ross's comment at a recent award ceremony;

'that womans a liar, I wouldnt trust anything she says, I mean I wouldn't be surprised if shes really got two legs'

[brammy]

could be.... then her leg count would match her IQ.