POST YOUR OXYMORONS HERE

charlyg · Post by **charlyg** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:06 pm

Nah, those are just morons!!!

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:50 am

You guys crack me up.

beatlefreak · Post by **beatlefreak** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:59 pm

How about parallel parking? All the cars are in a line.

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:50 am

That's a stre e e e e tch. They are parallel to the curb/kerb.

lyle_from_minneapolis · Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:37 pm

Anyone up for a "dry martini"?

johnallg · Post by **johnallg** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:50 pm

lyle_from_minneapolis wrote:Anyone up for a "dry martini"?

Hey, I love my martinis dry! The drier the better!

rickenbrother · Post by **rickenbrother** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:33 pm

Wouldn't the driest Martini be one that someone else already drank?!?

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:17 pm

Even drier if a desert wind rattled through the glass afterward.

johnallg · Post by **johnallg** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:02 pm

Actually, the driest martini is just waving the cork of the vermouth bottle over the glass of gin.

servant · Post by **servant** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:16 pm

How about Marie Osmond?

ajish4 · Post by **ajish4** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:32 pm

rickenbrother wrote:WTF?!?
This is for real, no Photoshop necessary.

My favorite: HAPPILY MARRIED..............OOps, ducks and runs!!!!

THEN OF COURSE, to make it easy......
http://www.oxymoronlist.com/

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:41 pm

Love the bible quote underneath. That cements their street cred. Totally.

scotty · Post by **scotty** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:45 pm

In sickness and health
Poor little rich girl
Bittersweet
Sexyfatpainterfromscotland ok thats rubbish

delberthot · Post by **delberthot** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:20 am

Fresh Frozen

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jwilli · Post by **jwilli** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:55 am

"World's Tallest Midget".

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