TIME FOR A FUNNY RESURRECTION...

[jingle_jangle]

For those of you who haven't seen this review of the Voodoo Lab Tremelo Pedal, which was posted on Harmony Central awhile back, I present it here. It represents a high water mark in Engrish. It's been a couple of years since it's been posted, and there are lots of folks that have joined RRF since then:

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Price Paid: 15,110 (Yen)
Ease of Use: 10
As for this pedal, you use easy in the same way as of the
youth! Boom boom! Exactly! If it grasps that, it departs! This kicks hard my donkey with the side page!


Sound Quality: 10
This is the baddest pedal which the Japanese ear occurrences
has experienced directly! When inserting plug, my Dumble of
this bad boy first, for the thumb of my foot you shot straightly
with my boot! I get off most all night that while performing the guitar where I am
splendid! And how player I? It is difficult to believe! But
concerning my limitless talent, sufficient! I should express this
pedal, because of the cat, this knows! Concerning the gear which is not concerning me! That kicks the principal quantity of the donkey! Seriously! There is no I, it is it
was every! These kicking of the baby is bought, if it goes, the beautiful impulse salivates which is with the moisture where that is large! Being my condition of the bad donkey description, it should relate perhaps! It inhales my England greatly, in regard to finishing, but you turn off this small black box! That is the female dog whose profit is hot! It is that here! Boom! Storing the retention of sibling!My world is shaken!

Reliability: 10
The brake it is applied to bad boy exceeding the fact that, taste the pedal! This monster, Godzilla could not be damaged, it is! The bad donkey, how you know the
evidence! The United States! The United States!


Customer Support: 10
I bet the fact that it bends in opposite direction in order because
there is cheerful love to service in the guy of the factory!


Overall Rating: 10
This splendid device, it is hard like my personality! Go! Shopping long search comes to beautiful end! As the girl virginal that is young, this pedal is loved! Wow! Even number even number! The string went away from the terminal! Cheerfulness for superexpress! For the second, I am not very good with writing English, but you really can obtain I like this pedal in thought!

Submitted by Beat Kikujiro
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[ajish4]

Thanks for posting that Paul, don't think I've seen it before!

[jimk]

Man, after reading that, my head hurts

JimK

[scotty]

That post is a cracker It inhales my England greatly! its rubbing off

[jingle_jangle]

Man, after reading that, my head hurts

JimK

Maybe it's "hard, like your personality"?

[wayang]

I'm rolling on my donkey. Seriously! Especially since this is 'concerning the gear which is not concerning me'...

I'll bet things are a little tense down at the Voodoo Lab shop...everybody glancing at each other, wondering which one of them is this "guy of the factory!"...

Now nobody down there's gonna want to "bend in opposite direction"...and there goes all your "cheerful love to service"...

[cjj]

I'm sure that I could "get off most all night that while performing the guitar" if I had "limitless talent" too!

[jps]

I have always felt I should express this pedal, because of the cat, this knows!

My VL TP sings like donkey inhales my England greatly!

[jwilli]

"I get off most all night that while performing the guitar where I am splendid!"

Ha!

[johnallg]

It would be very interesting to put this back through a language translator again to Japanese and then see how it reads to someone that reads and understands Japanese.

Gotta love these software solutions.. a Star Trek Universal Translator they ain't!