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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 1:59 pm
by nattiep
Damn! I can't remember one of my favorites!
Was it "My girlfriend had chickenpox on her brain. To scratch it she had to think about sandpaper."?
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 6:18 pm
by atomic_punk
"You can't have everything, where would you put it?" - Stephen Wright
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 6:19 pm
by atomic_punk
Or...."I know when I am going to die...my birth certificate has an expiration date."
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 6:28 pm
by patrickkelly
"I bought some freeze dried water but I didn't know what to add to it."
"I put instant oatmeal in my microwave oven. I almost went back in time."
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 7:08 am
by aceonbass
There's a light switch on my wall but it doesn't do anything. Once in a while, I flick it up and down just for the heck of it. Then I got a letter from a woman in Germany telling me to stop it!.
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 8:16 am
by jaybic
One night I came home and accidentally stuck my car key in the door lock. So I started up the building and took it for a spin.
Or something to that effect
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 8:56 am
by aceonbass
...then I parked it in the middle of the expressway, came out my fron door and told everyone to get out of my driveway.
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 1:42 pm
by tonewerks
AARP is sponsoring it
Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 12:03 pm
by admin
Glad the Stones are back again in Canada.
Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 1:09 pm
by tony_carey
I bet they were happy with that Pic!
Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 1:30 pm
by admin
You mean the opposition party?
Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 2:42 pm
by johnv
Ay Keef, Av I told you, you look good today?!
Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 8:10 pm
by wayang
"What a drag it is getting old..."
I'm guessing they don't play that one live much anymore..
Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 8:57 pm
by ozover50
Yeah, Dane. More like "What a drag it is growing mould..." (look, no smiley!)
Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 9:03 pm
by wayang
Can't wait for the ultimate retrospective release:
"Put Yer Ya-Ya's Back In!"