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Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:34 pm
by ozover50
When I was a kid I always thought my Irish grandmother was calling me 'horrid'. may not have been far from the truth, actually - I was a bit of a brat!!
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:45 am
by wayang
My dad told me that when he was a kid, he thought God's name was Harold...
You know: "Harold be thy name..."
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:54 am
by winston
It isn't? What is it then? Now I'm confused.
First the truth about the tooth fairy, then Santa Clause and then the easter bunny and now this, what's next.
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Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:08 am
by ozover50
Kiki Dee and Elton John are one and the same.......
Howya doin', Dane?
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:22 am
by wayang
Fair dinkum, Howard! By Neddy K....
I keep hearing bizarre news reports from down under...a lady surviving being stuck in her car for eight days with broken bones after launching it off a cliff and into a canyon...and something else equally strange that I can't recall just now...
It's, like, a different kind of life down there, eh?
You know, I could never tell Kiki's vocals from Elton's in "Don't Go Breaking My Heart"...one track sounds slightly more feminine than the other, but that certainly doesn't narrow it down...
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:35 am
by shamustwin
I just read a man down under built up 40,000 of static electricity in his clothes and set fire to things as he passed! BBC news, today!
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:38 am
by wayang
Yes! That's the one! Thanks, Jerry...I might've spent the entire day tryin' to remember that one...
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:40 am
by ozover50
Thats us....... bizarre!
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:55 am
by winston
Yeh I heard about that man. Imagine not knowing what kind of effect he was having on those around him. Sounds like a regular sort of bloke to me. Totally oblivious. Bit of a capitalist too, he apparently paid good money for the jacket that the fire department confiscated.
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:14 am
by jingle_jangle
Damn, Aitch, you get stranger lookin' by the minute.
At least yer guitars are pretty to look at.
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:24 am
by ozover50
Only good lookin' things in the house!!
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:07 pm
by winston
And I hope the girlfriend is not there right now? If she was I am sure she would be not be flattered. You might even get a new dent in your head for that oversight mate.
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:28 pm
by ozover50
I was talking permanent fixtures, Brian! The place brightens up immeasurably when she's here.
Speak of the devil!! She's just arrived..... nookies and eggs and bacon for brekkie!!!
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:00 pm
by gregga41
Forget the eggs and bacon Howard!!!!!!!
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:11 pm
by ozover50
We didn't!