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Posted: **Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:51 am**

Bleh.... I almost??? don't want to have my name associated with this thread title....except that I'm laughing too hard not to comment!

Posted: **Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:53 am**

Presumably these guitars could be fitted with 'wank' bars...

Posted: **Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:06 pm**

They should carry warning stickers - "Medical authorities warn that ownership is a health hazard"......

Posted: **Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:11 pm**

Or could make you go blind if you keep playing (with) them.

Posted: **Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:35 pm**

Reminds me of the classic Frankie Valli tune.... "My Eyes Abhorred You"!!

Posted: **Sat Oct 15, 2005 2:39 pm**

I thought it was "ignored" and I wondered why he would even bother to write about it...

Posted: **Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:31 am**

might get slanted eyes and bucked teeth playing one of them

Posted: **Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:32 pm**

Err...Brian....yipes....you might want to tone that particular brand of sh*t down a little...unless you don't mind being referred to as a 'big-nosed foreign devil'...or a 'ghost-faced killah'...

"Darling, you-oo-oo-oo...offend me..."

Posted: **Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:39 pm**

Hey ya Dane I'm not smearing any particular ethnicity Just describing a certain look one would have on his face, just before he went blind while playing with the wank bar on his new Masturbuilt. so sorry to offend not intentional

Posted: **Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:23 pm**

It's cool dude...we're all in this together...

Besides, I know my Asian friends are cracking jokes about how much we of Euro descent smell like cheese every time my back is turned...

Vive la difference! Vive le Fromage!

(Okay, French-speakers, get out your red pencils...)

Posted: **Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:54 pm**

Here's a cheesy place for you Dane. Notice that it's a temple. LOL

Foires internationales, salons, animations, le TEMPLE DU FROMAGE se déplace dans toute la France : CAEN (14), DIJON (21), LYON (69), ROUEN (76), PARIS (75), BESANCON (25), MONTBELLIARD (25) ... afin de vous faire apprécier ses spécialités du pays.

N'hésitez pas à nous contacter pour vos soirées associatives ou culturelles pour lesquelles nous vous proposons des fondues ou des tartiflettes géantes.

Posted: **Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:01 pm**

You said it, Brian M...

Posted: **Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:04 pm**

Tres bien! J'aime les tartiflettes...especially when they wear those little short skirts...

Okay, I really have to go now...tomorrow's another 'jour'...Bon nuit, mon ami Canadien...

(I hope I haven't just called you a duck...)

Posted: **Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:31 pm**

Hahahahahahahahaha!!

(the smiley is just for you, Dane....)

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