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wayang · Post by **wayang** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:19 am

You mean the Nuclear Breeders...

Come on, Steve, don't be scared...you'll do fine. And, when the cashier asks about your baby, you'll be able to respond in the most glowing terms anyone's ever used in a Babies R Us...nobody needs to know you're describing a guitar.

melibreits · Post by **melibreits** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:03 am

"I never want to put her down, and I can't stop looking at her.... And she smells so wonderful.... She cries, she wails.... She even jangles!"

LOL!

alanz · Post by **alanz** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:08 am

For the Babies R Us phobic, I bought a package of diapers in the automotive section at Target a while back. They had several types of packaged towels - terry cloth, shop, and diapers, labelled as such.

Believe it or else.

wayang · Post by **wayang** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:10 am

I happen to be the illegitimate heir to the Terry Cloth fortune...

alanz · Post by **alanz** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:16 am

You're Turkish, then?

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:21 am

Dane, may I then order from your web site next time?

wayang · Post by **wayang** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:29 am

I said: illegitimate...I can't get the 'legitimate' b*stards to take my calls...

steverok · Post by **steverok** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:32 am

TARGET it is, then, I'll take the easy way out, every time ! No googling for this rocker !!

winston · Post by **winston** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:48 am

ROTFL

This is better than SNL