FOUND - Builder of the Toilet Bass!!!!

[aceonbass]

...or shits and giggles.

[wayang]

We poor Antarctic working slobs were occasionally treated to a helicopter ride out of town, perhaps to assist a biologist in sneaking up on a basking Weddell seal with anal swab at the ready, or helping a geologist hump half a ton of rocks into the sling under the 'bird'...these 'recreational opportunities' were referred to as '*hit-and-giggle' flights...

McMurdo used to have (maybe still does) a chili cook-off every year...one year the Kiwi janitors assembled a team they called 'The Critters from the Sh*tter', and appropriated a brand new toilet bowl off the cargo line in which to mix their 'savory' version of good ol' American chili...stirred with a plunger, of course.

Some onlookers, viewing the steaming offering in it's porcelain 'chafing dish', proferred the opinion that it was an excellent example of 'cutting out the middle-man'...

[edski]

Never imagined that this "discovery" of mine would prompt such gutter humor!

[aceonbass]

Ya, I think it's time we WIPE the slate clean as this has been quite DRAINING. Nothing like a bass made out of a toilet seat lid to FLUSH out a bunch of bad puns. They've been OVERFLOWING here, so I think it's time we MOP this one up and put a LID on it. This is as CORNY as it gets.

[jmh]

"I can't see it being my main bass, but it could be my number two bass"

Touche!

[marty]

Would you sit down while playing it or stand?

[beatlefreak]

If you stand, make sure to raise the seat.