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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:55 pm
by aceonbass
...or shits and giggles.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:33 pm
by wayang
We poor Antarctic working slobs were occasionally treated to a helicopter ride out of town, perhaps to assist a biologist in sneaking up on a basking Weddell seal with anal swab at the ready, or helping a geologist hump half a ton of rocks into the sling under the 'bird'...these 'recreational opportunities' were referred to as '*hit-and-giggle' flights...
McMurdo used to have (maybe still does) a chili cook-off every year...one year the Kiwi janitors assembled a team they called 'The Critters from the Sh*tter', and appropriated a brand new toilet bowl off the cargo line in which to mix their 'savory' version of good ol' American chili...stirred with a plunger, of course.
Some onlookers, viewing the steaming offering in it's porcelain 'chafing dish', proferred the opinion that it was an excellent example of 'cutting out the middle-man'...
Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 3:32 am
by edski
Never imagined that this "discovery" of mine would prompt such gutter humor!

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:12 am
by aceonbass
Ya, I think it's time we WIPE the slate clean as this has been quite DRAINING. Nothing like a bass made out of a toilet seat lid to FLUSH out a bunch of bad puns. They've been OVERFLOWING here, so I think it's time we MOP this one up and put a LID on it. This is as CORNY as it gets.
Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:54 am
by jmh
"I can't see it being my main bass, but it could be my number two bass"
Touche!
FOUND - Builder of the Toilet Bass!!!!
Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 2:20 pm
by marty
Would you sit down while playing it or stand?
Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:50 pm
by beatlefreak
If you stand, make sure to raise the seat.