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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:51 am
by bitzerguy
No body's to be touchin' me tailpiece lest he be neck-hauled from me keywinds through me upper bout to me black jack! Arrrgh!
I'll be twistin' 'im up on the fifth knob then cookin' 'im in me toasters, I will. 'Ee'll be screamin' G from E to E ee will! Aaarrrghhh!
... Cap'n Bloody O'Ric
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:57 am
by melibreits
Hat's wrong, Sheena? Aye, so it is!
Is this better?
Me hearty apologies in advance to our esteemed Cap'n Curmudge....! AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:08 am
by sowhat
Yeah, now definitely... Oops. Ahem. Sorry.
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:11 am
by captsandwich
Arrgh! I thought I be the only Captain 'round these parts!
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:41 am
by bitzerguy
I ken there be a bunch 'o cap'ns on TLAP day, matey! AARRGH! Hoist the upper guards! Set the TRC! Jazzbo be itchin' to play! Arrrgh!!
... Cap'n Bloody O'Ric
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:52 am
by jnbass
AAAAAAAAarguably the silliest thread.
r-r-r-r-r
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:05 am
by leesh
Aaargghhh... that's all I got
I've been trying to get everyone at work to get into the pirate spirit with mixed results.
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:14 am
by sowhat
AAAAAAAAarguably the silliest thread.
Let's make it sillierrrrrrgh!
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:22 am
by melibreits
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
That's cute, though it's not very pirate-y! Methinks somebody needs to let that cat out of the bag....
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:26 am
by sloop_john_b
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:43 am
by sowhat
Okay, then...
We're gooooing!
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:58 am
by jaybic
On a voyage for the crown, a brave captain looks over his ship and his impressive crew. His first mate runs up to him, "Captain, there's a pirate ship on the horizon!" "Tell the men to man the guns and bring me my red shirt."
The mate does this and sure enough, the captain wins the day.
Next day, "Captain, there's 2 pirate ships on the horizon!" "Tell the men to man the guns and bring me my red shirt." Just like before, the valiant crew wins the day.
Puzzled by this, the first mate asks, "Captain, you are brave and a capable leader, but I have to ask, why do you wear a red shirt in battle?" "I do this so when/if I'm hit, the men won't see my bleed and lose faith in me." The first mate walks off thinking that the captain is very wise and brave indeed.
3 days out, "Captain, there's 20 pirate ships on the horizon!" "Tell the men to man the guns and bring me my brown pants."
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:18 am
by sowhat
Mwahaha!
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:43 am
by palmann
*prust*
(german for snort with laughter)
Gruesse, Pablo
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:16 pm
by melibreits
Hehehe....
My kids just saw the cat in Sheena's post above and broke out in paroxysms of laughter....!
I guess it could be piratey after all, if it's rocking on some rough seas...