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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:39 pm
by jnbass
I have a horseshoe from one of those 0.5%...
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:06 pm
by teb
One Saturday morning at 7:00 AM I got a call from my mailman:
"Did you order some bees?"
"Some what??"
"Some bees. I have a box for you and on the front it says CAUTION, CONTAINS LIVE BEES"
"No, I didn't order any bees. When I was a kid I stepped on a hornet's nest and got 57 stings. I'm not real keen on bees."
"Well, I'm bringing the box out since it was mailed to you."
As it turned out, I'd purchased a sewing machine for my wife from a lady in Texas on eBay. Her idiot husband decided that it would keep the postal folks from beating the box up. Im surprised he didn't get arrested - but the box arrived in REALLY good shape. Next time you ship a Ric.....
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:24 am
by rich
What about flying with them?
Rich
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:12 am
by beatlefreak
The bees?
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:44 am
by ben_brown
Rim shot!
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:58 am
by rikk
I think the "Live Bees" thing is a great idea. Find a device that plays drone sounds and put it in the case as well. It sure will keep the delivery people on their toes.
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:44 am
by doctorwho
Shipping by Sting ...
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:51 am
by kcole4001
Putting "live bees" on your parcel will guarantee that it's impounded & searched if it has to cross any border!
That's like showing up at the airport with a suitcase labelled "bombs & guns".
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:35 pm
by jps
