On Learning To Play Bass

Non-Rickenbacker Basses, Fretless Basses & Effects

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I like Anticuchos which is beef hearts cooked like shishkabob. So last week someone here asked me what my favorite food was here and I said Anticuscos (Cusco is an Inca city) they all roared and I was not even aware of what I had said until it was pointed out to me. I've made similar gaffes but can't remember them.
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Don't mean to resurrect a dead post but I just had to add a couple I jokes I've heard as well...

How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Just one - he just holds it and waits for the world to revolve around him.

It takes 10 - one do actually do it and the other nine to stand around and say, "I can do that."
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No such thing as a dead post around here, they are just waiting for new info. (or jokes)
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How can you tell if the stage is level?

The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.



Did you hear about the bass player who locked his drummer in the car?

They had to break the window to save him.
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What's the difference between a lawn mower and an oboe?

You can tune a lawn mower.
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What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline? You should never wear spiked shoes while jumping on a trampeline. Timely, given that the banter has surfaced on eBay
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Sorry, I don't mean to be picking on woodwinds, but band humor dies hard.

What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?

The bassoon burns longer.
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