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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 3:32 pm
by rictified
I like Anticuchos which is beef hearts cooked like shishkabob. So last week someone here asked me what my favorite food was here and I said Anticuscos (Cusco is an Inca city) they all roared and I was not even aware of what I had said until it was pointed out to me. I've made similar gaffes but can't remember them.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 1:31 pm
by jaybic
Don't mean to resurrect a dead post but I just had to add a couple I jokes I've heard as well...
How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2 answers:
Just one - he just holds it and waits for the world to revolve around him.
It takes 10 - one do actually do it and the other nine to stand around and say, "I can do that."
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 4:54 pm
by rictified
No such thing as a dead post around here, they are just waiting for new info. (or jokes)
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:28 pm
by loendmaestro
How can you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.
Did you hear about the bass player who locked his drummer in the car?
They had to break the window to save him.
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 5:49 am
by jaybic
What's the difference between a lawn mower and an oboe?
You can tune a lawn mower.
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:57 am
by trick_knee
What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline? You should never wear spiked shoes while jumping on a trampeline. Timely, given that the banter has surfaced on eBay
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:16 am
by jaybic
Sorry, I don't mean to be picking on woodwinds, but band humor dies hard.
What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?
The bassoon burns longer.