Re: Fishes Out Of Water Indeed!
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:48 pm
That's A Moray. 
That may be a bit to deep for those under 50 to fathom.kenposurf wrote:That's A Moray.
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Re: Fishes Out Of Water Indeed!
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:53 pm
Re: Fishes Out Of Water Indeed!
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:55 pm
A bottom feeder indeed!winston wrote:That may be a bit to deep for those under 50 to fathom.kenposurf wrote:That's A Moray.
This is getting a bit like the Ric forum the fish gags are going to go on and on and on......
Re: Fishes Out Of Water Indeed!
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:00 pm
Go ahead and carp on the looks of this bass (bass - like in fish), but I think it'd have a whale of a tone. 
Re: Fishes Out Of Water Indeed!
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:35 am
Can you Salmon up the courage to give us a soundclip? By Cod, I'm looking forward to Herring it! BTW can you shed a Ray of light, does it have a round or square 'Eel?
Re: Fishes Out Of Water Indeed!
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:12 am
Awwww....go on with the lot of ya. Yer givin' me a haddock with all them fishy jokes.
JimK
JimK
Re: Fishes Out Of Water Indeed!
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:24 am
I knew this was going to happen.... so this one for you sad gits at home thinking up fish gags (im at the front of the queue)
A Fish Goes Into a Bank
A fish goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see
from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So
he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go
on a long vacation. Patti looks at the fish in disbelief and asks
how much he wants to borrow. The fish says $30,000. The teller
asks his name and the fish says that his name is Rainbow Jagger,
his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank
manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of
money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the
loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The
fish says, "Sure, I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain fly
rod and reel, about an inch long; detailed and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with
the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the
manager and says, "There's a fish named Rainbow Jagger out there
who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants
to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny rod & reel. "I
mean, what the heck is this??"
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick-knack,
Patti Whack. Give the fish a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone."
A Fish Goes Into a Bank
A fish goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see
from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So
he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go
on a long vacation. Patti looks at the fish in disbelief and asks
how much he wants to borrow. The fish says $30,000. The teller
asks his name and the fish says that his name is Rainbow Jagger,
his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank
manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of
money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the
loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The
fish says, "Sure, I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain fly
rod and reel, about an inch long; detailed and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with
the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the
manager and says, "There's a fish named Rainbow Jagger out there
who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants
to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny rod & reel. "I
mean, what the heck is this??"
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick-knack,
Patti Whack. Give the fish a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Re: Fishes Out Of Water Indeed!
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:39 am
Awful. Simply awful.