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Re: Away From The Forum for a Few Days
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:00 pm
by winston
Oh I see. ( I haven't left yet you daft sod) Just wait until I get back.............you'll get yours mate.
Numpty From the Urban Dictionary
Scottish usage:
a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.
b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment
c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person
a) "No. That wisnae wit she meant, ya big numpty!"
b) i.e. "Silly billy", "You big dafty"
c) "That numpty's driving with no lights on!"
2. numpty
A person who never has or never will have a f*ing clue what he is doing
Re: Away From The Forum for a Few Days
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:04 pm
by scotty
It was meant in B

Re: Away From The Forum for a Few Days
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:05 pm
by winston
scotty wrote:It was meant in B

I'm still gonna get ya.

Re: Away From The Forum for a Few Days
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:42 pm
by whojamfan
Do we have jelly filled numptys, chocolate ones, or just the pasty white ones in the plaid wrapper?
Re: Away From The Forum for a Few Days
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:37 pm
by ozover50
I have a bit of maintenance and work to do around the place as always
Leave something for me to do!! I can't spend all my time up there just a'drinkin'..............

Re: Away From The Forum for a Few Days
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:41 pm
by jps
ozover50 wrote:I have a bit of maintenance and work to do around the place as always
Leave something for me to do!! I can't spend all my time up there just a'drinkin'..............

I think Brian has something in mind for you, Aitch. Better bring your gas mask.

Re: Away From The Forum for a Few Days
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:56 pm
by ozover50
Har!!
I think swimming trunks or scuba gear might be the order of the day!

Re: Away From The Forum for a Few Days
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:44 pm
by winston
ozover50 wrote:Har!!
I think swimming trunks or scuba gear might be the order of the day!

I'm back.
Aitch I replaced the dock on Saturday so guess what..............that's one task that is off the list. Now let me see.............the outhouse does need to be removed and re-cribbed. Even though it's only used in emergencies, as Jeff suggests I'll bring the gas mask along for you. What's that you would have rather built the dock? Too late!
A big thanks to the teamwork of Scott and Mike who have kept this section "humming" along very nicely. Keep up the great works guys.
Re: Away From The Forum for a Few Days
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:10 pm
by scotty
Welcome back lardass!
Re: Away From The Forum for a Few Days
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:16 pm
by winston
scotty wrote:Welcome back lardass!
I presume that's Scottish for laird of the bog or some other warm term of endearment my flatulent friend.

Re: Away From The Forum for a Few Days
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:17 pm
by scotty
winston wrote:scotty wrote:Welcome back lardass!
I presume that's Scottish for laird of the bog or some other warm term of endearment my flatulent friend.

Why certainly Sire.

Re: Away From The Forum for a Few Days
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:23 pm
by whojamfan
Welcome back indeed, can I get some sleep now?
Re: Away From The Forum for a Few Days
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:30 pm
by ozover50
I've actually removed an outhouse once before, Brian. Back when I was jackerooing in 1970 we removed a dunny adjacent to one of the shearing sheds.......... with explosives and a bulldozer!!
Worked well and we didn't have any arguments from the king browns (snakes, that is..) and redbacks.........

Re: Away From The Forum for a Few Days
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:42 pm
by captsandwich
Could you please repeat that last post in English, please.
Thanks

Re: Away From The Forum for a Few Days
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:45 pm
by winston
ozover50 wrote:I've actually removed an outhouse once before, Brian. Back when I was jackerooing in 1970 we removed a dunny adjacent to one of the shearing sheds.......... with explosives and a bulldozer!!
Worked well and we didn't have any arguments from the king browns (snakes, that is..) and redbacks.........

I just new that somewhere in that quiet demeanor of yours there was a mean streak.

Explosives and a bulldozer? Isn't that a bit overboard Aitch? It's kind of like shooting a 105 mm Howitzer at a duck or a pheasant.