Re: Bad Album Art!
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:17 am
Not sure about the translation, and i skipped some comments which will need long explanation but here it goes.
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There are not so many artists today who can make a really horrible vinyl cover. Regretfully, this art is almost forgotten. Here's what i've found.
For instance...
"Romantica" - more feel, Jorge! Show me passion, show me your emotion! You're not posing for a passport photo! Here! Now! Great!
"Pachacamac" - God almighty, what is this? - It's a vinyl disc, mom! We've told you a minute ago! - Ah, yeah, righ. God, what is this? - Dammit, mom, it's a disc!
"The singing B's" - This Wayne Newton's face is definitely not his best.
And here's a cover you can enjoy for hours - "Tesura".
"Cantigas de roda" - Albeit uncle Nick had to kill three nurses, he got to his niece's birthday & spoilt it.
"Secret of happiness" - [censored], if anybody wants to know what it was about, send a PM. Albeit i cannot say it is very funny.
"Heaven came down" - right down on my hair.
"Music for pleasure time" - Wilhelm Tell once had a daughter...
"Rosamel" - ...and she couldn't decide whom to give her heart to - a man with a stash or a red deer.
"Happy occasions" - By the way, in the 50s orgies were much more boring than now...
"Music for orgies" - ...and in the 70s too.
"Something special" - despite all the tricks, the boys had to go to the army.
Cha-cha skipped cause it'd take miles of words to explain what's so funny about this comment to those who don't live in Russia.
"Folk songs for the 21st century" - I envy you, people living in the 21st century.
"Elna Fredhoy og Rigmor Odum" - i'm especially horrified by the right hand of the woman on the left.
"Los Pioneiros" - the two old sports teachers immediately came to like the new one.
"Ergas" - Russian porn from the times of Perestroyka had its predecessors.
"Les amours..." - skipped for the reason listed above.
"Michael Sedgwick" - on coming back from the fields, he found a little goat with a broken wing.
"Dale Hamilton" - this cover got a silver medal on a "World exhibition for goods disgracing the color blind" (Zurich, 1961).
"Firebird" - Stravinsky's ballet. The old man had a hard time.
"Satan is real" - They were so poor that even Satan was painted on the wall...
"Durval Vieira" - I won't make a mistake if i say that many know what this is all about. But as for me, i have no idea as to what's happening.
"Moonlight Madness" - Tiger's costume was tight and uncomfortable but it worked well on girls.
"The most Mishige" - After only 12 classes in our school you'd look as cool as this guy with a guitar.
"Bread, love and cha-cha-cha" - Please take notice of your son's behaviour. He was throwing bread in the cantine and killed the headmaster.
"Britt Ness" - He though his life took the right turn until he saw this...
"El Bailador" - ...this...
"Klik-Klak" - ...this...
"Argentina Coral" - ...and this.
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There are not so many artists today who can make a really horrible vinyl cover. Regretfully, this art is almost forgotten. Here's what i've found.
For instance...
"Romantica" - more feel, Jorge! Show me passion, show me your emotion! You're not posing for a passport photo! Here! Now! Great!
"Pachacamac" - God almighty, what is this? - It's a vinyl disc, mom! We've told you a minute ago! - Ah, yeah, righ. God, what is this? - Dammit, mom, it's a disc!
"The singing B's" - This Wayne Newton's face is definitely not his best.
And here's a cover you can enjoy for hours - "Tesura".
"Cantigas de roda" - Albeit uncle Nick had to kill three nurses, he got to his niece's birthday & spoilt it.
"Secret of happiness" - [censored], if anybody wants to know what it was about, send a PM. Albeit i cannot say it is very funny.
"Heaven came down" - right down on my hair.
"Music for pleasure time" - Wilhelm Tell once had a daughter...
"Rosamel" - ...and she couldn't decide whom to give her heart to - a man with a stash or a red deer.
"Happy occasions" - By the way, in the 50s orgies were much more boring than now...
"Music for orgies" - ...and in the 70s too.
"Something special" - despite all the tricks, the boys had to go to the army.
Cha-cha skipped cause it'd take miles of words to explain what's so funny about this comment to those who don't live in Russia.
"Folk songs for the 21st century" - I envy you, people living in the 21st century.
"Elna Fredhoy og Rigmor Odum" - i'm especially horrified by the right hand of the woman on the left.
"Los Pioneiros" - the two old sports teachers immediately came to like the new one.
"Ergas" - Russian porn from the times of Perestroyka had its predecessors.
"Les amours..." - skipped for the reason listed above.
"Michael Sedgwick" - on coming back from the fields, he found a little goat with a broken wing.
"Dale Hamilton" - this cover got a silver medal on a "World exhibition for goods disgracing the color blind" (Zurich, 1961).
"Firebird" - Stravinsky's ballet. The old man had a hard time.
"Satan is real" - They were so poor that even Satan was painted on the wall...
"Durval Vieira" - I won't make a mistake if i say that many know what this is all about. But as for me, i have no idea as to what's happening.
"Moonlight Madness" - Tiger's costume was tight and uncomfortable but it worked well on girls.
"The most Mishige" - After only 12 classes in our school you'd look as cool as this guy with a guitar.
"Bread, love and cha-cha-cha" - Please take notice of your son's behaviour. He was throwing bread in the cantine and killed the headmaster.
"Britt Ness" - He though his life took the right turn until he saw this...
"El Bailador" - ...this...
"Klik-Klak" - ...this...
"Argentina Coral" - ...and this.
