MELIBEE'S KIDDEES

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:28 pm

Hah!! Seclet interrigence buleau.....

jps · Post by **jps** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:11 am

How about this for a bit of Engrish? I was reading reviews at Harmony Central on the Voodoo Lab Tremolo pedal when I came across this:

Price Paid: 15,110 (Yen)
Ease of Use: 10
As for this pedal, you use easy in the same way as of the
youth! Boom boom! Exactly! If it grasps that, it departs! This kicks hard my donkey with the side page!

Sound Quality: 10
This is the baddest pedal which the Japanese ear occurrences
has experienced directly! When inserting plug, my Dumble of
this bad boy first, for the thumb of my foot you shot straightly
with my boot! I get off most all night that while performing the guitar where I am
splendid! And how player I? It is difficult to believe! But
concerning my limitless talent, sufficient! I should express this
pedal, because of the cat, this knows! Concerning the gear which is not concerning me! That kicks the principal quantity of the donkey! Seriously! There is no I, it is it
was every! These kicking of the baby is bought, if it goes, the beautiful impulse salivates which is with the moisture where that is large! Being my condition of the bad donkey description, it should relate perhaps! It inhales my England greatly, in regard to finishing, but you turn off this small black box! That is the female dog whose profit is hot! It is that here! Boom! Storing the retention of sibling!My world is shaken!

Reliability: 10
The brake it is applied to bad boy exceeding the fact that, taste the pedal! This monster, Godzilla could not be damaged, it is! The bad donkey, how you know the
evidence! The United States! The United States!

Customer Support: 10
I bet the fact that it bends in opposite direction in order because
there is cheerful love to service in the guy of the factory!

Overall Rating: 10
This splendid device, it is hard like my personality! Go! Shopping long search comes to beautiful end! As the girl virginal that is young, this pedal is loved! Wow! Even number even number! The string went away from the terminal! Cheerfulness for superexpress! For the second, I am not very good with writing English, but you really can obtain I like this pedal in thought!

Submitted by Beat Kikujiro

This has to be the funniest thing I have read since being introduced to Horseradish Tree!

melibreits · Post by **melibreits** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:40 am

Here's one for you, Paul:

There's a nice little disclaimer to put on the backs of your refins! ....But please skip that on mine!

melibreits · Post by **melibreits** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:31 am

Oh, and here's one just for Aitch!

Everybody knows them, but nobody knows....

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:33 am

Why not? I think it sums things up perfectly.

Jeffrey, that may be the funniest thing I've read in Engrish, and I have 60% Asian students...

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:57 am

My post above was in ref to paint, not Howard's ancestors...

melibreits · Post by **melibreits** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:16 am

I figured as much....

BTW, the customer service rating alone in the pedal review is priceless.... I think I'll be laughing all day!

wayang · Post by **wayang** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:28 am

For my part, I'm going to do everything in my power to introduce the phrase "That hot female dog kicks considerable donkey!" into my local music scene...

melibreits · Post by **melibreits** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:58 am

Certainly an amusing word picture!

jwilli · Post by **jwilli** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:13 am

"Customer Support: 10
I bet the fact that it bends in opposite direction in order because
there is cheerful love to service in the guy of the factory! "

He must've talked to Kenny....

alanz · Post by **alanz** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:15 am

I was able to properly translate nearly all of that, but this part:

Even number even number! The string went away from the terminal!

has me stumped.

For the second, I am not very good with writing English, but you really can obtain I like this pedal in thought!

Yes, it's true you are not very good with writing English but your spirit shines through, my friend, indeed.

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:41 am

All my ancestors ever did was play cards? I must have been passed the joker...

That is an absolute classic, Jeff. Even after 20 readings I've only picked up about 10%!!

bitzerguy · Post by **bitzerguy** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:08 am

"It inhales my England greatly, in regard to finishing, but you turn off this small black box!"

Inhaled your England in regard to finishing lately Paul?

wayang · Post by **wayang** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:39 pm

I can really obtain where you're coming from, bro...

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:19 pm

Nope. Mostly Scotland, now that you mention it...