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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 5:05 am
by kcole4001
Maybe that's a ladder for the gremlins/garden gnomes/other little folk who inhabit this guy's head!
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:20 am
by sowhat
The ladder, uh...
BTW... this link was already posted at Bass forum, but something tells me it deserves some space here as well...
www.angelfire.com/pa2/STONEMANGUITARS/nude.html
A b*** bass... waah...
Talkin' about "political correctness"... uh.
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:58 am
by wayang
Conclusive proof that an absolutely free society has to make allowances for (and learn to tolerate) stupidity...
'The stupid we shall have with us always'...
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:54 am
by jingle_jangle
Wait a minnit--I forgot to add "bad taste" to the topic heading!
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:57 pm
by kcole4001
Darwin's law does work on some of them!
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:30 am
by sowhat
Not sure about Darwin... but i'm sure Dr Freud could write a big volume about the creator's inner life...
BTW... $6K... the most expensive b*** i've ever seen!
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:34 am
by melibreits
LOL! And Ewwwwwwwwwww! And Aaaaaaaack, too!
That one is right up there with the "buttglo" guitar from another thread....
Truly awful. Imagine somebody PLAYING that thing in public and keeping a straight face. Kind of disturbing.....
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:31 am
by sowhat
Well, there's a picture of some guy with a "body" guitar at the bottom of the page, Melissa... and he looks happy enough...
Sadistic, truly... a wooden "lady" must have passed through a painful surgery...
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:41 am
by jingle_jangle
Tasteless, ugly, crass, gross, etc.
The guy is happy in the same testosterone-soaked way that you see when his team wins the Super Bowl and he borrows that glory to try to convince himself that that isn't a beer gut that he sees in the mirror, it's muscle, and it was he who spiked that ball.
Pathetic.
And whoever sculpted that attempt at a torso had little familiarity with feminine shapes. It's more like a beanbag with boobies--which were the focus of the whole exercise, anyway.
"Shotwell Jenkins--when you comin' up outta that basement an' comin' to bed?"
"Just a minnit, Arnetta. I gotta touch up the pink paint on mah, er, ax handle. You know, the one I use for mah sculptin', when the chain saw runs outta gas?"
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:10 am
by kcole4001
That one might actually be improved if you gave it to mpv to renovate!
It couldn't get MUCH worse.
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:19 am
by sowhat
Paul, Kevin... ehh... what was that abbreviation? laughter shook it out of my head... oh yeah... ROTFL!
Well, maybe mpv would add a bikini...
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:43 am
by winston
"This is definately one of a kind, and no more "Nude" instruments will be built by Stoneman Guitars!"
Amen to that is all I can say. $6000.00 for that load of rubbish? BTW he should learn to use spell check. LOL
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:14 am
by wayang
Definately!
His claim that this is the last one he'll build is one of the most positive, uplifting bits of news I've heard in a long time...if it turns out to be true, that is.
'Stoneman', indeed...the only thing about this whole deal that seems like a hemp-induced hallucination is that $6,000 price tag...
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:22 am
by sowhat
Okay, just to please Paul who dislikes green guitars i'll post one here:
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:34 am
by jingle_jangle
Ugh. Nightmare. Shall we do a green guitars thread? I've been sleeping too well lately.