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Re: Aitch's 2009 UK adventure
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:05 pm
by mrs_brown
Is that the picture of Aitch going under the table? Looks like he is well on his way! I am enjoying every minute of your trip Howard.
Re: Aitch's 2009 UK adventure
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:43 pm
by gregga41
scotty wrote:ok need to end this cause Aitch is in jail due to being drunk and Australian

I can't understand why Aitch would be in jail for being drunk! On the other hand, being Australian is a fair enough reason!
Looks like you're having a wonderfull time Howard. See you upon your return, if they let you out!

Re: Aitch's 2009 UK adventure
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:48 pm
by cjj
mrs_brown wrote:Is that the picture of Aitch going under the table? Looks like he is well on his way! I am enjoying every minute of your trip Howard.
We're probably not enjoying it quite as much as Howard, but I'll bet we all remember it better...

Re: Aitch's 2009 UK adventure
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:44 am
by beatlefreak
gregga41 wrote:See you upon your return, if they let you out!

Ha! Sounds like he'll be lucky if they let him back!

Re: Aitch's 2009 UK adventure
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:32 am
by ozover50
scotty wrote:I haven't laughed so hard in ages.So the man arrived and within 8 mins we were in the pub.................
No, Scotty....... we were in the pub in the station within 60 seconds!!! It took the other 7 minutes for numpty to get the first beer........

- We're on our way..........
Anyway, after an uneventful train trip to Glasgow I arrived in this fair city. Mind you, the Scottish train drivers need to learn how to park their bloody trains!!!

- Oops!!!
Scotty then whisked me off to the countryside to..... you guessed it..... another pub! Here's yours truly with some 'gorms' or something in the background.....

- Gorm blimey!!
Then he took me to meet his lovely wife Anne and show me his latest purchase..... his pride and joy!!

- What the?????
Look out, Jake...... this man does an awesome windmill!!!!

Re: Aitch's 2009 UK adventure
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:33 am
by godber
scotty wrote:erm whats a Ric?
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There's a couple of hidden warnings for us all in there.
- never trust a man who hides his bongos behind the couch
- too much drinking makes your headstock wilt
A great night chaps, be good.
Re: Aitch's 2009 UK adventure
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:40 am
by ozover50
So then we went on a wee pub crawl.... only 5 or 6 last night to start the weekend off. As the evening wore on the real Scotty appeared..... as I suspected he's into wee girly drinks - a bloody Bacardi Breezer!!!!

- What the....... again?????
There are some simply stunning lasses here in Glasgow. Here's one of the prettier ones......

- Hi, sweetie!!
So today we're off into the vomit covered lanes of Glasgow's city centre for some gee-tar huntin' and no doubt a few ales to keep us hydrated. Graham will be here later this afternoon, so watch out...... it
WILL get ugly!!

Re: Aitch's 2009 UK adventure
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:42 am
by ozover50
too much drinking makes your headstock wilt
Amongst other things, Mark...... yes! Although I'd call it droop rather than wilt........

Re: Aitch's 2009 UK adventure
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:03 am
by godber
ozover50 wrote:too much drinking makes your headstock wilt
Amongst other things, Mark...... yes! Although I'd call it droop rather than wilt........

I'll expect Scotty to explain the bongos.
Re: Aitch's 2009 UK adventure
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:05 am
by godber
ozover50 wrote:So today we're off into the vomit covered lanes of
Glasgow's city centre for some gee-tar huntin' and no doubt a few ales to keep us hydrated. Graham will be here later this afternoon, so watch out...... it
WILL get ugly!!

Requesting - pictures, pictures, pictures.
Re: Aitch's 2009 UK adventure
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:42 am
by wints
Excellent stuff!
Glad to see Aitch getting the traditional wet Scottish welcome...and I'm not talking the weather here.
Now, just as long as Begbie doesn't turn up with the Glasgow "See you"...

Re: Aitch's 2009 UK adventure
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:49 pm
by scotty
kicking off Saturday with a swally...........
Re: Aitch's 2009 UK adventure
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:51 pm
by scotty
The pubs are small here Scotty hows about a real bar.

Re: Aitch's 2009 UK adventure
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:53 pm
by scotty
Youll take the high road and and i`ll take the low and I`ll be in Scotland before ye.............
Re: Aitch's 2009 UK adventure
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:54 pm
by scotty
Shopping for the family.....