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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:44 pm
by mrs_brown
What do you call a pirate that sets fire to his own ship?
An ARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH sonist
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:13 pm
by ricwidow
What did the pirate pay for his new ship (since he burnt the one above)?
An arrrrrrm and a peg
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:00 pm
by fatcat
The Spanish pirate rolled his Arrrrgghh s
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:13 pm
by ricwidow
I never could roll my Arrrr's...was a great source of entertainment and frustration for my husband. I do have other redeeming qualities, I think
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:23 pm
by ricwidow
What is a pirate's favorite musical instrument?
A HAAARRRRRP!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:36 pm
by melibreits
I prefer the GUITARRRRRRGGGGHHH, meself!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:26 pm
by fatcat
I canna arrrrggghhhue wit that,meself!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:34 pm
by wayang
"How did it go down with the troops, Dane?"
Quite well, Howard...with the ones who were worth their rum ration, anyway...
Incidentally, to avoid panic in the passageways and/or issues of sexual privacy, the Navy does not make use of the phrase "go down" except in cases of dire emergency....and they're not 'troops', they are 'swabs'...or, if you prefer, 'squids' or 'anchor clankers'...
Remember, make fast the mizzenmast (whatever that means)...and if you must chunder, do it over the leeward rail.
BLAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH!
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:32 am
by beatlefreak
Feeding the fish....
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:51 am
by ajish4
"I never could roll my Arrrr's...was a great source of entertainment and frustration..."
I had a hard time with that as well, but one day WAY back when, my Spanish teacher stood in front of me doing it over and over, spraying spit on me as she did it. I mean, she was just trying to show me how it was done...
I couldn't take it anymore and I blurted out the smart azz remark "Mrs. Miranda, you must be one hot Tamale...your husband MUST love that"..... I was thrown out of Spanish from that day forward....
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:43 am
by longhouse
A pirate captain walked into a bar with the ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender said, "I have to ask -do you know there is a ship's wheel in your pants?"
The captain responded, "Yarrrr, it's driving me nuts."
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:43 am
by johnallg
Arrr arrrr arrrr!
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:07 pm
by melibreits
When we took a trip to Galveston last winter we spotted a surf shop called "Gnarly Dick's," which had us all doubled over with laughter--what a great pirate name!
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:16 pm
by brammy
There used to be a Korean restaurant in Honolulu called "My Big Dong". Sadly, its no longer there.
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:18 pm
by ajish4
Ah Chinese food,
Here is my favorite sign....
