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Re: POST YOUR OXYMORONS HERE

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:11 pm
by kenposurf
hrad butt
tax return
Hell's Angels :P

Re: POST YOUR OXYMORONS HERE

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:54 pm
by jingle_jangle
Hmmm...how 'bout

kenpo surf

?

Re: POST YOUR OXYMORONS HERE

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:28 pm
by kenposurf
doh..I MEAN butt head...
re: kenpo/surf (thread drift)
"Be like water making it's way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. Empty your mind, be formless. Shapless like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend"......Bruce Lee ...not a Kenpo guy....hmmm not a surfer either... :wink:

Re: POST YOUR OXYMORONS HERE

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:53 pm
by elysrand
kenposurf wrote:doh..I MEAN butt head...
I thought you meant to say "head butt".

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Re: POST YOUR OXYMORONS HERE

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:14 pm
by kenposurf
doh..again head butt :oops:

Re: POST YOUR OXYMORONS HERE

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:33 am
by jingle_jangle
I'm in teapot mode tonight.

Re: POST YOUR OXYMORONS HERE

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 8:52 am
by elysrand
jingle_jangle wrote:I'm in teapot mode tonight.
eh? YOUR're not short and stout! :?

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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:51 pm
by rickenbrother
WTF?!? :shock: :roll: :?
This is for real, no Photoshop necessary.
Image

Re: POST YOUR OXYMORONS HERE

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:30 am
by ilan
Precision fretless.

Re: POST YOUR OXYMORONS HERE

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:30 pm
by mrs_brown
With the divorce rate what it is you would think that someone would have added "wedded bliss" not an oxymoron for all but aparently at least half of the population qualifies.... :lol:

Re: POST YOUR OXYMORONS HERE

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 3:42 pm
by tennis_nick
My favorite.

Nice relic

Re: POST YOUR OXYMORONS HERE

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:33 pm
by SixtyFour
OOPS!!!

Re: POST YOUR OXYMORONS HERE

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:36 pm
by SixtyFour
Baker's dozen

Re: POST YOUR OXYMORONS HERE

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:40 am
by johnallg
ilan wrote:Precision fretless.
Ilan, great one!

Re: POST YOUR OXYMORONS HERE

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:03 pm
by johnallg
Okay, just saw these two today:

Acoustic electric
Line 6 Variax Acoustic