Re: A Real Practical Joker
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:30 am
Brain surgery is always hilarious...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7665747.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7665747.stm
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Re: A Real Practical Joker
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:02 pm
Give him the time and date for a non-existant gig.
Re: A Real Practical Joker
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:26 pm
Obviously, the brain surgery wasn't sucessful, the guy wasn't cured of playing it...86kubicki wrote:Brain surgery is always hilarious...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7665747.stm
Re: A Real Practical Joker
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:09 pm
No tuning necessary, as they all possess perfect pitch.jingle_jangle wrote:On second thought, I'm not sure if a banjo requires tuning.
You just throw them into the dumpster and when they hit bottom, you'll hear perfect pitch.
Re: A Real Practical Joker
Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:39 pm
Q.If you throw a banjo and an accorsion off the Empire State Building, which one would hit the sidewalk first?
A.Who cares?
And one more:
Saint Peter, wanting the new arrivals to feel at home, promised to spend some quality time with each one. He asked his first arrival of the day, "Hi! What's your IQ?"
"150," he said.
"Great," said Peter, as he showed the man in, "we should get together tomorrow and discuss the Theory of Relativity for a while." He asked the next person, "What's your IQ?"
"120," she said.
"Fine, fine," said Peter, "I'd love to take some time with you Wednesday to discuss current world politics." To the third person, he asked, "What's your IQ?"
"42," drawled the fellow.
"Fantastic!" cried Peter, "I've been looking for years for somebody who could help me perform a banjo duet!"
A.Who cares?
And one more:
Saint Peter, wanting the new arrivals to feel at home, promised to spend some quality time with each one. He asked his first arrival of the day, "Hi! What's your IQ?"
"150," he said.
"Great," said Peter, as he showed the man in, "we should get together tomorrow and discuss the Theory of Relativity for a while." He asked the next person, "What's your IQ?"
"120," she said.
"Fine, fine," said Peter, "I'd love to take some time with you Wednesday to discuss current world politics." To the third person, he asked, "What's your IQ?"
"42," drawled the fellow.
"Fantastic!" cried Peter, "I've been looking for years for somebody who could help me perform a banjo duet!"
Re: A Real Practical Joker
Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:44 pm
Q. What are banjos good for?
A. Kindling for an accordion fire.
A. Kindling for an accordion fire.
Re: A Real Practical Joker
Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:36 pm
A: Snow shovels.kiramdear wrote:Q. What are banjos good for?
JimK
Re: A Real Practical Joker
Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:46 pm
jimk wrote:A: Snow shovels.kiramdear wrote:Q. What are banjos good for?
JimK
A: Snow shoes!
Eden.