I just wrote out the biggest reply ever and lost it, that hurts

Here it goes again...
First off captain Bob, is that sound cloud song available to buy anywhere? It's ace, right up my street! Great playing and not helping with the P-Rick idea (shame on you jps

) I mean I could kinda ignore how good the one in the racer x guys video sounded because it was surrounded by that dreadful neo classical noise of a guitar and then you go on post that. I'm making one, end of story. Not helping at all lol
In fact none of you are now, I mean reminding me I'm also missing a hollow body option

I've never even seen a fender like that before, a friend of mine has a gretsch that thankfully he's always been keen to lend for such occasions though. What makes it so heavy though? Short scale, hollow...should be feather light like a 330 is shouldn't it? And the mention of a stingray led to me looking on youtube at stingrays with flats. Push coming to shove isn't an altogether appalling prospect is it jps - I want one of those now as well
Rickybubba, I played one of the new BBs only the other week funnily enough, spotting a P pickup in the right place and all. What a bass too! Real solid, quality feel with a great range of tones - an almighty price to go with it too though, just under £2000. I didn't realise they had a history going back that far, I'd definitely own one in a shot. But on this occasion I fear only a f***** headstock look will do...otherwise I'm going to need to take some bookshelves down to hang all these basses!
Not for a longhorn though, that's crossing the line guys

you boys might be able to pull that off but I resemble a weatherman remember!!
Thank God sloop_john_b is here to bring some P 'based' sanity to proceedings! Don't want to come off as too much of a brown noser here, honest but is there some rule that you have to be talented as well as own a Rick to be here because your photographs...wow, really wow. That page is almost nsfw lol I just own a Rick

Tempting me with an actual guitar on sale now too...if HM Customs didn't insist on holding onto anything large for what seems like forever with no communication before then slapping a massive extra tax bill on top I'd be very tempted. As P's go, it's def a looker. The 50s look really appeals. Helping me realise I'm getting one with a maple board...part of the reason I don't get on with my P is the what seems like an unfinished rosewood board. I like a shiny, slippery neck a'la Rickenbacker. I'm going bass browsing tomorrow, no work hooray, seen a road worn P in the window of one place (kinda orangey salmon colour - really nice actually) so will definitely be giving that a try!
Rickenbastard, thanks for going to the effort for me, it's 5:15 in the morning here at moment but you've definitely given me something to muck around trying later, def going for a different sounding P to what I got on mine - a bit more JJ Burnel than JJamerson - and 9 times out of 10 that's the way I'm headed too! Cheers
Ps. Keef, I know what you're saying - but you have nevertheless helped me join the dots in my head, appreciate you sharing your thoughts.