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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 10:15 pm
by sowhat
Nice one, Gary!
Kevin: which one do you mean?
How about this one?
(sorry if it was posted before...)
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:19 am
by jingle_jangle
OK, gang, it's time to say hello to an old friend---
the immortal Mr.
MVP!
I thought that his recent purchase of a '55 Cadillac convertible would keep him busy for awhile, but, alas...he's back butchering Gretsches again.
Check out the headstock on this latest effort:
Then there's this latest variation on the old "single cutaway with dagger" theme we say earlier this year. This one has the new "amoebic wood control plate" to take charge of the active pickup. Toilet flusher vibrato, too...
Enjoy!!! No nightmares, now, Melissa...
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:30 am
by kcole4001
Truly sad!
Maybe he thinks if he makes the headstock unbelievably ugly, the rest of the guitar won't look quite so stupid.
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:44 am
by ozover50
Erk!!
I'm waiting for him to build a 'fruit cake' model.......
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:54 am
by melibreits
EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!
Here we go again, LOL!
The gold glitter makes it look like a kindergartner's art project.....
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 6:53 pm
by johnallg
Those are truly stunning. I'm truly stunned.... I am holding back on all kinds of other observations and comments so as not to offend wide groups of possible target markets. The man is an enigma.
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 7:50 pm
by stubby
Ghastly!
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:44 am
by wmthor
Paul, my appetite was just ruined. I guess I show know better than to open this thread before having breakfast. But then again, maybe it's better that I open it now instead of after breakfast.
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:56 am
by admin
Paul: Did he send it to you for a refinish? I think you should change the colour. It would make all the difference.
I suppose without instruments like this one, classic models would have no meaning. This is painful nonetheless. Can you imagine how you would feel playing on stage with this one?
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 9:00 am
by jnbass
better than the Atkin's diet!
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 10:45 pm
by sowhat
Ahem... i'm lost for words.
Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:54 am
by randyz
MVP is certainly an enigma - a mystery wrapped in a riddle. I'm beginning to think that these are joke guitars photo shopped by The Curmudgeon himself (ha ha). It's hard to believe that anyone would waste time and money turning out poorly-built and ill-conceived junk like this.
Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:22 am
by sowhat
I too wish it were a joke, Randy - but i'm afraid it isn't.
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:28 am
by freshmattyp
Guess who's at it again?
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:27 pm
by johnallg
Uh, wow. That looks really heavy and just .....