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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:54 am
by winston
You can't fly a B52 with one hand stuffed in your coat.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:02 pm
by randyz
Who's to say Wellington didn't have said penguin? This would be a great untold story to see featured on the History Channel (if they ever run out of Nazi blooper reels).

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:07 pm
by revolver323
Never trust an emperor (human or penguin) named after a pastry ...

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:41 pm
by brammy
WHAT IF the '61 Beatles had played through decent amps?

WHAT IF Brian Epstein hadn't come along?

WHAT IF John dumped Cynthia after his affair with Jane Mansfield during the '64 North American Tour?

WHAT IF Wellington's thirty-foot-tall electronic penguin was a eunuch?

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:03 pm
by shamustwin
WHAT IF someone answers all of Kent's questions?

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:54 pm
by jaybic
Not sure about the first three questions, but as for the last one - if it was a eunuch, then there for sure wouln't be any more electronic penguins around.

Remember, celibacy isn't hereditary

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:59 pm
by jingle_jangle
All these questions, and many more, are answered in the book "Liverpool Fantasy", as I've mentioned before.

Jay, celibacy is hereditary. Ask any Catholic bishop.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:17 pm
by jaybic
zing!

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:20 pm
by alanz
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:53 pm
by jingle_jangle
Those Celibate Hereditary Robotic Penguin Filets Au Jus sure look good!

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:04 pm
by winston
The B52s, Beef Wellington and Napoleon pastry?

So lets see corny music (or a military aircraft), protein and pastry. Hey it's the Battle of Waterloo. The B52 though was Danes idea.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:44 pm
by alanz
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:47 pm
by alanz
PS: I can't find a single "Monty Python 'Scott of the Antarctic Giant Electric Robotic Penguin with Green Tentacles'" sketch screen shots ANYWHERE.

Dane, please get to work on that.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:06 pm
by jingle_jangle
Ahh, "Waterloo Sunset" comes to mind. Both the song and the short film.

British train stations hold a certain fascination for me. When I am in Brighton, I never fail to stop at the Toy Museum and then walk to the Station.

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:28 am
by lowendbob
Man, I love this forum!
I love Paul too, don't forget. Image