Rickresource Rickenbacker Forum

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:06 pm**

Nah, those are just morons!!!

Posted: **Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:50 am**

You guys crack me up.

Posted: **Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:59 pm**

How about parallel parking? All the cars are in a line.

Posted: **Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:50 am**

That's a stre e e e e tch. They are parallel to the curb/kerb.

Posted: **Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:37 pm**

Anyone up for a "dry martini"?

Posted: **Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:50 pm**

lyle_from_minneapolis wrote:Anyone up for a "dry martini"?

Hey, I love my martinis dry! The drier the better!

Posted: **Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:33 pm**

Wouldn't the driest Martini be one that someone else already drank?!?

Posted: **Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:17 pm**

Even drier if a desert wind rattled through the glass afterward.

Posted: **Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:02 pm**

Actually, the driest martini is just waving the cork of the vermouth bottle over the glass of gin.

Posted: **Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:16 pm**

How about Marie Osmond?

Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:32 pm**

rickenbrother wrote:WTF?!?
This is for real, no Photoshop necessary.

My favorite: HAPPILY MARRIED..............OOps, ducks and runs!!!!

THEN OF COURSE, to make it easy......
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Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:41 pm**

Love the bible quote underneath. That cements their street cred. Totally.

Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:45 pm**

In sickness and health
Poor little rich girl
Bittersweet
Sexyfatpainterfromscotland ok thats rubbish

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:20 am**

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Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:55 am**

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