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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:36 am
by kcole4001
That's what I suspected.
At least teach him how to use a measuring tape!
Oh, and while we're on the subject, perhaps he should learn what a radius is, what symmetry is,....
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:38 am
by kcole4001
He has cut back on the extraneous hardware bits, I see. That's an improvement.
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:09 pm
by jingle_jangle
Yeah, at this rate the strings, pickups and knobs will soon be decals, too.
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:39 pm
by sowhat
Whoa. That's - ehm - toothy.
Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:19 pm
by jingle_jangle
I have been looking for a Les Paul Personal, Professional, or Recording model for a couple of years, now, to replace my mint, stupidly-traded-off '71 Personal...
Here's what today's search turned up:
http://cgi.ebay.com/GIBSON-LES-PAUL-RECORDING-GUITAR_W0QQitemZ250102346925
Living proof that luthiery and good taste can be mutually exclusive...Yeccchhhh!

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:28 pm
by elysrand
What in the ever-loving HELL was this nitwit THINKING? He actually appears to be proud of this dreck.....
Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:43 pm
by elysrand
Hey Paul, if you could buy this one for a more reasonable price, does it have the potential to be refinished by you into a a more palatable and deserving finish? Or, do the issues run deeper than merely finish?
Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:49 pm
by jingle_jangle
Yes...it originally was a very open-grained natural mahogany. Hera knows whether this "high-end finish" has penetrated into the mahogany's grain. If it has, all is lost...
Then there's the issue of the missing knobs and switches which give this guitar its unique character. The "custom lilac pearl" switch plate has obliterated all this unique circuitry: in/out of phase switch, decade selector, etc...ERK...
Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:30 pm
by sowhat
Reminds me of Henry Troyat's story about fake marble... and [color=#pink]pink[/color] pickguard? Gimme a break...
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:47 am
by johnallg
Looks way to busy to be considered, let alone implemented.
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:12 pm
by 35012
Here's some classic Dean guitar kitsch. One step closer to my dream of a flying-v banjo.
Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:24 am
by lyle_from_minneapolis
The "Futura" guitar, as shown on a Craigslist ad. You know, it does have a certain appeal, in a way...

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:47 pm
by melibreits
Acoustic flying V? I wonder how it sounds.... it probably couldn't sound any worse than my Martin backpacker, which is just about as ugly, LOL!
That Futura guitar has an interesting streamlined shape.... but I don't do pointy guitars, LOL!

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 1:18 pm
by cheyenne
Hey your not supposed to let little kids play with sharp objects.
Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 1:21 pm
by jingle_jangle
Did that thing escape from a Klingon battleship?