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You want acoustic Flying Vs? Check this out.

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"but I don't do pointy guitars, LOL!"

Any particular reason??!! :-O

"Hey your not supposed to let little kids play with sharp objects."

But she's not running! :D

That red guitar has a certain Jetson's vibe about it.
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EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!

The double-neck flying V is just plain hideous! :-P
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More than hideous, dangerous too!! It should be listed as a deadly weapon, with that shape. I would worry about carrying it in a case - what if I got pulled over, had the case checked, and found myself charged with carrying a concealed weapon? Can you imagine getting poked hard or bashed with that awkward ugly thing??

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Nope, not yet. Image

I'll let you know when I do....
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"You want acoustic Flying Vs? Check this out."

!!! Gated shifter plates !!!

I just KNEW I wasn't getting the into the right gear fast enough when I played live. I keep missing 3rd and skipping a beat!

Thas' a page o' UGLEEEEE instruments. Sheesh!

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Anybody want one of these Gibsons?

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Post by lyle_from_minneapolis »

I thought this was a fanciful Photoshop job until I saw the link for one on eBay for $15,000.

For that price, couldn't they at least have made it out of a real lava lamp?
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This one's real?!?!
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Post by lyle_from_minneapolis »

Look up "Lava Lamp Guitar" on eBay...
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Guess i won't believe it's real until i see somebody play it...
My gosh... $15K?!
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Post by kcole4001 »

From the auction text:
"This is NOT another novelty shaped guitar! "

Oh, really?
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Post by elysrand »

Watch out for this character. I swapped a couple of emails with him today, and he comes across as a fruitcake and a total richardhead Image I wouldn't give this guy a dime, even if he claimed he was selling the first 4000 ever made in perfect closet-queen shape for $15K.
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$15K for a one-of-a-kind hunk of kitsch. Is there no limit to the folly of American consumers?

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