...AND THEY JUST KEEP A COMING...

[kiramdear]

This just in from the Fender site:

RE: Wanted: Instrument Relicking Technician:

Are you looking for a company that values your experience and knowledge? Read on, because we want YOU to join our team! Put your untrained and ignorant self to work with us.

We are seeking an entry-level instrument relicking technician to oversee two post-finishing stations from our beautiful Artist Series of Relicked Instruments .

The right candidate will possess the following:

* Experience with handling farm tools
* High tolerance to noxious fumes
* A love of torturing small animals
* Most of his/her fingers and at least one eye
* Vehicle with a trailer hitch

* Must be able to focus on a task for up to 15 minutes
* Must feel that your five-year-old is better than most of the artists that you know of

The ideal candidate for this position will meet the following requirements:

* Must have a familiarity with color-by-numbers
* An NRA Firearms Safety Certificate is a plus
* A police record of vandalism is highly desired


Qualified applicants should apply to our hiring agency, http://www.oneborneveryminute.com

[beatlefreak]

[jingle_jangle]

Kira, have you checked that link???

[kiramdear]

Ah, just succinctly. Is there something I should know?

EDIT: HAHA, he seems like the perfect hiring agent to me If you'll fall for Fender's gag you'll fall for anything!

[tallpat1]

That has got to be the ugliest piece of sh@#t I have ever seen. I owned a Yngwie strat it didn't look anything that distressed. In fact the finish and scalloped fretboard were in excellent condition. mind you this was a Yngwie owned Strat built to his specs by Fender custom shop that was worth about $2,500 back when I owned it. This looks like he threw this one down the stairs. I don't get it, I don't see the mystque of owning this thing. Mine was at least played by Yngwie at least for a short while.