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Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:20 am
by lyle_from_minneapolis
Precisely! An excellent design for the weather in my neck of the woods...
Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:25 am
by britye
interesting piece of driftwood. it is without a doubt ugly...a relic from the Crusades perhaps....
Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:32 am
by lyle_from_minneapolis
They call it The Eeeewwwwwcha-rist.
Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 1:26 am
by jingle_jangle
Hmmm...OK, here are a few more, plus a bit'o' copy to puzzle over with your Rick-O-Code decoder buttons.
The first is a Death-Metal Basso Profundo Brine Shrimp Memorial Gee-Tar:
Next, one on which the grain got a bit out of hand...I used to have a silk tie with these patterns but it irritated me everytime I looked in the mirror...
Next, a 335-alike, with an inlay purported to be Marilyn Monroe:
Finally, copy from one of the above Ebay listings:
And I quote:
"Electric Guitar, Big archtop tone. Flamed maple body. Fully bounde all maple body, ferfect for hte jazz tone, and fully felxible for everything from alt tock to pounding pundk."
Couldn't have said it bedder myself. Peace, out, and Happy New Year!
Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:25 am
by lyle_from_minneapolis
Typed in perfect Fatfingerian prose.
Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:08 am
by jingle_jangle
I'll say they're fat..."d" and "k" are 6" apart on my keyboard! Pundk. What a Jason word...
Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:47 pm
by lyle_from_minneapolis
I see you and I behaved last night...otherwise we might be feeling a bit felxible this morning.
Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 1:02 pm
by jingle_jangle
Iced tea and good food. Not a droppa. How dull, many are thinking, I'm sure.
Bass player in the reggae band at the club last night, however, played a trans red 4004. Beautiful instrument, despite being covered with greasy fingerprints and having one knob missing. Said he borrowed it from a friend to record an album--four years ago--and has gigged it ever since.
Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:21 pm
by jimk
jingle_jangle wrote:Iced tea and good food. Not a droppa. How dull, many are thinking, I'm sure.
Post #600, and not a "droppa" for me either. Happy New Year, everyone.
JimK
Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:27 am
by beatlefreak
jingle_jangle wrote:I'll say they're fat..."d" and "k" are 6" apart on my keyboard! Pundk. What a Jason word...
That's a damn big keyboard you have there, Paul! The "d" and "k" are only 3 3/4" apart on mine!

Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:18 am
by jingle_jangle
RIP-OFFS. Most of this thread has been about Uglee and knock-off designs...
But, here's a NEW high in silly pricing:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-1954-Fender ... dZViewItem
One is even cracked through and was solvent-glued years ago (hence the yellowed stripe).
Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:48 pm
by lyle_from_minneapolis
Yikes!
Silly pricing or silly bidding? Think I'm gonna hit some garage sales...
Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:15 pm
by jps
I guess the high bidder's name is appropriate!
O**Y

Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:03 pm
by beatlefreak
I like how he cleaned them up so they'd look their best for the auction!
Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:41 pm
by jingle_jangle
It's kinda like: you've been digging in the dirt, planting those gladiola bulbs on your wife's "Honeydoo" list...you stop for lunch. You take a magnifying glass to your fingernails...yeccchhh. You skip lunch.