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Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!
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Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!
Heres one that I posted in another thread youve probably seen this but if you havent a heres a Rockinbetter 
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Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!
I'll cast a vote for the Unclear On The Concept Award:
Q: Just why would you want a doubleneck bass?
A: Because one neck is a 5-string bass, and the other is a 5-string bass.
Q: Just why would you want a doubleneck bass?
A: Because one neck is a 5-string bass, and the other is a 5-string bass.
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Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!
Thats so sh*t is good anyway i thought that was one of Paul Wilczynskis early issues. 
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Brilliant Mark i love itlyle_from_minneapolis wrote:I'll cast a vote for the Unclear On The Concept Award:
Q: Just why would you want a doubleneck bass?
A: Because one neck is a 5-string bass, and the other is a 5-string bass.
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One is fretted and the other is fretless, makes perfect sense, really.lyle_from_minneapolis wrote:I'll cast a vote for the Unclear On The Concept Award:
Q: Just why would you want a doubleneck bass?
A: Because one neck is a 5-string bass, and the other is a 5-string bass.
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jps wrote:One is fretted and the other is fretless, makes perfect sense, really.lyle_from_minneapolis wrote:I'll cast a vote for the Unclear On The Concept Award:
Q: Just why would you want a doubleneck bass?
A: Because one neck is a 5-string bass, and the other is a 5-string bass.
Zactly!
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Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!
They both looked fretted to me.
See, I was unclear on the concept.
See, I was unclear on the concept.
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The upper neck has fret lines, so to the uninitiated it looks fretted.
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Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!
Well, back from NAMM. Didn't take too many pics, as there was so much da**ed ugliness that I went into <<duh>> mode.
Does anyone have any pics of those Egyptian-themed monstrosities? And that "SOLD" (riiiiight!) white and gold Minarik?
Anyway, scanning Ebay today and came across this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/_W0QQitemZ270202831 ... dZViewItem
This is some overpriced junk, regardless of the quality of the "restoration"...BTW, has anyone ever found any NOS Tolex of this pattern? (And, it wasn't Tolex. It was patterned oilcloth on these...). These sounded awful back in the day and I can't believe that age has done 'em any favors.
Read the clown's copy, too. He speaks of "provenance" as if this is Louis XIV stuff, but can't even spell it. ("We establish provinance by the folling"). Also look at his points. One is labelled "SEVEVTH". Har. Then there's "To SUMMERIZE". (Presumably the opposite of "To WINTERIZE"?)
This kind of s**t on Ebay is a bad reflection on every Ebay member. What a profiteer! Whatta dope! Whatta maroon!
Does anyone have any pics of those Egyptian-themed monstrosities? And that "SOLD" (riiiiight!) white and gold Minarik?
Anyway, scanning Ebay today and came across this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/_W0QQitemZ270202831 ... dZViewItem
This is some overpriced junk, regardless of the quality of the "restoration"...BTW, has anyone ever found any NOS Tolex of this pattern? (And, it wasn't Tolex. It was patterned oilcloth on these...). These sounded awful back in the day and I can't believe that age has done 'em any favors.
Read the clown's copy, too. He speaks of "provenance" as if this is Louis XIV stuff, but can't even spell it. ("We establish provinance by the folling"). Also look at his points. One is labelled "SEVEVTH". Har. Then there's "To SUMMERIZE". (Presumably the opposite of "To WINTERIZE"?)
This kind of s**t on Ebay is a bad reflection on every Ebay member. What a profiteer! Whatta dope! Whatta maroon!
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Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!
Oh, yeah!ajish4 wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... :IT&ih=009
Welcome back!
Anyone see THIS one? LOL....
Tropical Moon is one of my faves for brain-warp! Look at their banjo/zither/mando combo for a real hoot.
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http://www.tresnjevka.net/news/media/3/ ... e_Girl.jpg this ones strange and a bit wierd 
http://www.weirdomatic.com/wp-content/p ... itar_2.jpg Fluffy
http://www.weirdomatic.com/wp-content/p ... itar_2.jpg Fluffy
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Gives a new meaning to "playing with yer girl"
What about this mess? http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... mot_widget
Are the three center necks there in case you go out of tune? Hmmmmm....Pick one
What about this mess? http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... mot_widget
Are the three center necks there in case you go out of tune? Hmmmmm....Pick one