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Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 5:49 pm
by 1965
Here's a good one for you

"SHARK GUITAR AS PICTURED, NO CASE.. READY TO PLAY.. COME TRY BEFORE YOU BUY"

Image

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/msg/679343030.html

Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:06 pm
by jps
I just read this in TOH magazine:

"...wood is so precious, and so threatened, that it is a crime to make ugly or impermanent things from it."

Thomas Moser, founder, Thos. Moser Cabinetmakers

Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:58 pm
by jingle_jangle
Moser's company builds beautiful things from wood. His marketing people are using his quotes to sell those things. But there is an implication here, and it goes like this:

"Can you trust your own judgment as to what is beautiful and what is not? My things are beautiful (and permanent? from wood? hmmmmm...). Why are they beautiful? Don't be silly. They are because I say that they are. Buy them. After all, how can you be sure that any other things are worth purchasing?"

There is a lot of this sort of snob-marketing to insecure but wealthy people, going on in the back pages of The New Yorker, Smithsonian, and similar magazines.

Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 8:42 pm
by jps
That is certainly true. This came from an article showing the workshop and showing how their furniture is built.

I was thinking of all the ugly instruments that have been posted on this thread showing the waste of some perfectly beautiful wood.

Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 10:10 pm
by jingle_jangle
jps wrote:
I was thinking of all the ugly instruments that have been posted on this thread showing the waste of some perfectly beautiful wood.
And time, and brainpower that would be better put to use building crooked bookshelves and plastic model kits of WWII Panther tanks...

Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:15 pm
by jingle_jangle
BAAACK, after a 6-month hiatus.

I just had to post this after I got my usual Monday email from Elderly with this as one of their for sale items. They bill it as "the guitar Johnny Winter made famous!", but last time I saw JW he was playing a Flying V...has it been that long?

Anyway, this thing creeps me out the same way I got creeped out at age 7 when I saw Pegleg Pete. Another example of a person who might build and repair guitars like a wizard, but suffers from Untrained Eye Syndrome:

http://www.elderly.com/vintage/items/30U-15114.htm

Ughhhh.

The back view shows that chrome ferrule on top, which makes me wonder if that's where it screws on...

You could play ZZTop's "Legs" on it, or "Running on Empty", or...suggestions?

Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:36 pm
by Scastles
I think if you rifled out the neck, and cut out a small section in the bodies back, you'd have a miniature chiminea. Or possibly you could stick a hose to it and have hooka pipe.

Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:22 pm
by cjj
If you lengthened the body a bit (into the neck) it might make a decent cricket bat...

Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:01 pm
by melibreits
Man, that thing just looks WRONG.... :roll:

Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:25 pm
by ozover50
Strewth!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Looks more like the south end of a north bound camel to me!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:44 pm
by lyle_from_minneapolis
The owner of the guitar just loves to play.

Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:46 pm
by kiramdear
Ooooh, that's a good example of what art school will do to one's mind.

Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:12 pm
by jps
kiramdear wrote:Ooooh, that's a good example of what art school will do to one's mind.
Do you speak from experience, Kira? :lol:

Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:40 pm
by kiramdear
As a student and as an art teacher I speak.

Mustn't say more. Don't wake my inner artiste or we'll never shut her up :evil:

Re: Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:22 pm
by jingle_jangle
As I sit here writing this from my "office" at an "art school", I can feel my mind is just fine...

...I think...