WORST HITS EVER RECORDED

jwr2 · Post by **jwr2** » Tue May 03, 2005 11:33 am

ya ... I was rattling your cages a little ... however I never listen to ABBA ... I know they have a disco song about a dancing queen ... and I don't remember anything else ... I seem to remember the 2 women looked good in shorts and the 2 guys looked like androids ...

rictified · Post by **rictified** » Tue May 03, 2005 2:28 pm

Yeah, Harry Nilson for the talented guy he was sure had strange taste in music some times.
Abba? Who's that?

doctorwho · Post by **doctorwho** » Tue May 03, 2005 3:58 pm

O.K., my turn:

Tusk - Fleetwood Mac

Misty Mountain Top - Led Zeppelin

(dishonorable mention to Black Dog; the repetitive parts always made me think my record player got stuck!)

rictified · Post by **rictified** » Tue May 03, 2005 4:09 pm

Who could forget the immortal Achy Breaky heart by Billy Ray Virus?
I will always Love You, Whitney Houstan
Wind Beneath my Wings, Bette Midler
We are the World. by ??
and...... Ebony and Ivory

jwr2 · Post by **jwr2** » Tue May 03, 2005 4:31 pm

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!

that achey breaky song ... it don't get worse than that ...

Zepplin is cool ... they just get too self indulgent ... the worst part is the drum solos ...

and pretty much anything with Jacko in it will suck ...

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Tue May 03, 2005 5:18 pm

Er..........??

sowhat · Post by **sowhat** » Tue May 03, 2005 8:20 pm

Miii-cheee-le, my belle... oops... sorry... ehm, okay.
"Basketcase". Was all around in 1994. Too much of it. So much that 'i think i'm crackin' up'. Am i just paranoid? Nah, i'm just fed up.

oh yeah... a song from Titanic... i had never seen the movie and i think i never will. My daughter once said: 'I wunt go to see zet muvi kuz ze song is so stoopid'.

kevin · Post by **kevin** » Tue May 03, 2005 8:24 pm

Nothing will make me leave a room faster than "The Macarena." Sonic sewage.

roadrunners · Post by **roadrunners** » Wed May 04, 2005 6:41 am

Dont get me started on Ebony and Ivory.....ill defend it to the grave......and silly love songs

wayang · Post by **wayang** » Wed May 04, 2005 9:21 am

Hey, Howard...my brother wanted to start a movement to change the U.S. National Anthem to 'Kung Fu Fightin'...not that he liked the song, he just thought it would be hilarious to hear entire stadiums singing it...especially all the 'wo-wo-wo-wo's at the beginning before everything really 'kicks in'.

"Them doods wuz fas' as lightnin'..."

jwr2 · Post by **jwr2** » Wed May 04, 2005 9:31 am

"Basket Case" by Green Day ... I freakin love that song ... it is a blast to play ... it goes over really well live ...

jwr2 · Post by **jwr2** » Wed May 04, 2005 9:33 am

remember Animal House ...

"I bought my love a cherry that had no stone ... " then Belushi smashes the guitar the guy is playing ...

lowendbob · Post by **lowendbob** » Wed May 04, 2005 12:13 pm

I can't believe these two where left out.
Tony Orlando and Dawn or The Monkees.

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Wed May 04, 2005 12:23 pm

I take it your brother never started the movement, Dane. There's only one type of movement I associate with it!!

Just remembered another: 'My Boy Lollipop' - Little Millie.

"My boy Lollipop..... you make me want to bring it up"
"You set my guts on fiyah!!"
"My bile is rising hiyah!!" or "To puke is my desiyah!! (take your pick)

etc, etc.......

lowendbob · Post by **lowendbob** » Wed May 04, 2005 12:59 pm

Thanks Howard, now that dam song is stuck in my head.