Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!

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Wow - That's, uhh... something.
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Nice use of philips head wood screws. :shock:
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How can you not include a link to the auction?


Edit: Never mnd, I found it. No International Shipping. Boooooo.
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captsandwich wrote:How can you not include a link to the auction?

Because I want it!!!

Seriously, if you want to bid on it, Greg, I'll send it on... :mrgreen:
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Do you suppose they could lance that boil on the side of its head? :shock:
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Setting aside any analysis of the design and fabrication, I'd like to comment on the bold approach taken to displaying this, er, guitar. The twisted strap, the loosely flapping 'D' string, the fuzzy black blanket clamped to the spread-eagle cardboard box...these are the kinds of elements that really make the prospective buyer sit up and take notice. And as if all that weren't more than enough, how about that closeup of purpleheart against a lime green background? This guy really knows his color wheel...I think he should quit his day job as a 'guitarsmith' and go right into advertising.
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wayang wrote:Setting aside any analysis of the design and fabrication, I'd like to comment on the bold approach taken to displaying this, er, guitar. The twisted strap, the loosely flapping 'D' string, the fuzzy black blanket clamped to the spread-eagle cardboard box...these are the kinds of elements that really make the prospective buyer sit up and take notice. And as if all that weren't more than enough, how about that closeup of purpleheart against a lime green background? This guy really knows his color wheel...I think he should quit his day job as a 'guitarsmith' and go right into advertising.
I think there's two guys working in cahoots here... The "Guitarsmith", and his sales manager/staging specialist/copywriter. Note the details in the copy about "23 wires", and other nuggets of the copywriter's expertise.

Anyway, I'm sold and hope the bidding doesn't go over $79.99, as I'm sniping it...
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kiramdear wrote:Do you suppose they could lance that boil on the side of its head? :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Best post this month!
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Wow. Last post on this sumbish was just about a year ago!

What better way to breathe new life into this thread that with this Frankenstein?

http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-Seafoam-Sur ... 255e52f8c5

(Thanks to George Boccanfuso fer this link!)
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
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That one is whimsical, but the price is insane.
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Whimsical, and pooped out, too.

From the auction heading maybe he thinks the color will sell it.
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Must........ resist...........

Wow! That took me 3 nanoseconds!! :lol:
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Long time, hey, folks?

Here's a cool acoustic!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT
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Haha, I love it! 8)
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