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My E-MAIL IS DOWN...

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 5:47 pm
by jingle_jangle
My e-mail provider is upgrading their servers "to better serve me" (right!). Supposedly it would not affect subscribers, and it would only take an hour or two.

We're at ten hours and counting.

If I don't answer, I will tomorrow, I suppose, as soon as service is back up. My alternate (office) e-mail is:

[email protected]

...but I won't be in my office till Friday morning anyway.

Oh, well...

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:37 pm
by wayang
"How can you laugh,
When my e-mail's down..."

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:37 pm
by ozover50
Intro: B7 A7 E7... A Bb B7

I got dem ol' eMail blues.......
Nuthin's comin' in from youse....
How'm I s'posed to op-er-ate....
When I cain't freakin' comm-u-ni-cate....

I got dem ol' Messenger blues......
Juts a'sittin' here pickin' at at ma shoos.....
Ma mama sez I need to get me a life....
Ma daddy sez I gotta get me a wife....

I got dem ol' eMail blues....
etc....."

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:14 am
by jingle_jangle
Great, except you got mama and daddy swapped 'round...

Anyway, I'm back up.

Anybody got some musical numbers for that?

Maybe "Get Back (Up)"?

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:19 am
by wayang
Jingle Jangle was a guy who lost his e-mail,
but we knew it couldn't last...
Jingle left his home somewhere outside Sheboygan,
for some California...er...weather(???)

Get back up, Perfessor...yer fans are waitin' fer ya...

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:41 am
by jingle_jangle
Sheboygan?

Well, my maternal grandfather was from near there...

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:07 am
by wayang
It was just a guess...more of an iambic pentameter thing than anything else...wanna see my Poetic License?

(Besides, almost the whole universe can be said to be 'somewhere outside Sheboygan', can't it?)

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:33 am
by ozover50
Mama and daddy are always swappin'....

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:25 am
by wayang
Now wait a minute....I know one sang bass and the other sang tenor...

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:35 am
by ozover50
I don't know whut they'z swappin'... they allers lock me in muh room when frens come a'visitin'.......

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:30 pm
by harvey49
Paul, maybe someone could update "Please Mr Postman" to the electronic form? What do you think?

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:40 pm
by jingle_jangle
I think Kraftwerk are your best bet. Florian, Rolf, and the guy with the monkey on his shoulder...