I'm overdue - my stretch marks are awful
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:19 pm
Well, as of right now, it is just after 12:00 midnight in Southern Ontario (Canada), Feb. 4. I ordered my 360/6 BBR on May 4 and was given an ETA of 6-9 months. So, I'm now officially overdue.
I called Jackson Music a couple of weeks ago and they talked to the Mothership. The Co. said that I'm probably looking at an arrival in March, possibly as late as May. It doesn't matter to me - I suppose - the wait makes it all the sweeter but I hear of all these fantastic arrivals by y'all and it gets me salivating.
You're probably the only bunch that will allow me to vent how eager and expectant I am so please indulge me. My wife and kids now groan when I say the "R" word, my students laugh openly at me and taunt me with "you don't have your guitar," (in a na-na-na-na-na melody). They've lost all respect and flagrantly ignore my commands to complete their homework. My dog pisses on the carpet whenever I say "axe" and my mother has suddenly become malicious, asking me gratuitous questions about stringing a Rick 12, just to get under my skin. To top it all off, my sister is trying to pick up John Hall via email to expedite things so I'll stop carping about the damn guitar. The bird we've been trying to teach to talk for 6 months has just starting squawking "No Blueburst yet" and even the fish has it in for me - he's doing constant full circles in his bowl, a sure indication that he's mocking me about my missing 360!
Can somebody please induce me? Or John Hall, could you at least answer your emails from my sis?
I called Jackson Music a couple of weeks ago and they talked to the Mothership. The Co. said that I'm probably looking at an arrival in March, possibly as late as May. It doesn't matter to me - I suppose - the wait makes it all the sweeter but I hear of all these fantastic arrivals by y'all and it gets me salivating.
You're probably the only bunch that will allow me to vent how eager and expectant I am so please indulge me. My wife and kids now groan when I say the "R" word, my students laugh openly at me and taunt me with "you don't have your guitar," (in a na-na-na-na-na melody). They've lost all respect and flagrantly ignore my commands to complete their homework. My dog pisses on the carpet whenever I say "axe" and my mother has suddenly become malicious, asking me gratuitous questions about stringing a Rick 12, just to get under my skin. To top it all off, my sister is trying to pick up John Hall via email to expedite things so I'll stop carping about the damn guitar. The bird we've been trying to teach to talk for 6 months has just starting squawking "No Blueburst yet" and even the fish has it in for me - he's doing constant full circles in his bowl, a sure indication that he's mocking me about my missing 360!
Can somebody please induce me? Or John Hall, could you at least answer your emails from my sis?
