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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:04 pm
by edski
For reference here's a link to Jeff Rath's "Hall of Shame"...

http://www.3dentourage.com/425/shame.htm

I used to have a cush job that allowed me a lot of time to cruise the internet. I'd often search "bass guitar" on Google Groups. Well, the wife is out of town, both daughters are out of town, just my son and I, so I have time...

And I found this interesting thread:

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.makers.bass/browse_thread/thread/11ca2745f637b613/a1a26bc370502d29?lnk=raot&hl=en#a1a26bc370502d29

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From: fred
Date: Sat, May 27 2006 12:29 pm
Groups: rec.music.makers.bass

I built one 25'ish years back using a toilet seat for the body.
T'was obviously known as the bog-seat-bass.
I 'found' a wrecked neck but had access to a milling machine so milled it
flat,
glued on some wood for the fingerboard and re-fretted.


Weird...I find it somewhat morbid that someone would actually admit to creating that monstrosity...

Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:19 pm
by paulv63
I bet it plays badly.

Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:34 pm
by jwr2
IT KICKS!

Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 4:37 pm
by beatlefan
I bet Thomas Crapper is turning in his grave...

Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 4:59 pm
by jnbass
ROCK OUTHOUSE LIKE MOTORHEAD

Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:47 pm
by aceonbass
I'll bet it's really a "Pee" bass.

Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:54 pm
by jmh
A true American Standard.

Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:03 pm
by sowhat
I'd be proud if i built it (i'm serious - that's a funny thing, imho). But it seems to me the guy might be joking, to remain "politically correct".

Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:30 am
by s4001
Truly thunderous rumbling bass.

Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:46 am
by loves4003
Just the idea of being caught GASsing on that one.

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:00 pm
by jingle_jangle
There is a company in Marin County, California, that manufactures these and also six-string versions.

They sponsor a parade float in our Mill Valley Memorial Day parade each year.

On the float, they have a fully-toiletted-out group performing.

I'll bet you all can imagine the titles to some of the songs...

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:23 pm
by johnallg
Jared - great!

Ok, since no one else did it....

I'll bet that's a bad sounding bass. (2 for 1)

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:41 pm
by aceonbass
I can't see it being my main bass, but it could be my number two bass.

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:45 pm
by johnallg
All it needs is a roll of TP on it!

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:53 pm
by 35012
It could use a Toilet paper strap. If it was a guitar, I would put a vibrato tailpiece that looks like a toilet flushing implement, just for grins.