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Avast, me hearties!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:15 am
by melibreits
Time to raise a cup of grog and hoist yer jolly Roger....our favorite day is here again!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
Methinks today would be a fine day to play a sea chanty on yer favorite guitAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
....Oh, and just don't let Pirate Paul get a hold of your tailpiece, or it might cost ye a few doubloons to get it back! AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
LOL!
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:41 am
by sowhat
Um. Pirate who?!
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:47 am
by ozover50
Aaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!
Oil be with ye in a cupla days, me hearties, and oil be raisin' a jug or two with ye!
Cap'n Slappy and Ol' Chumbucket????
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:59 am
by cheyenne
Aye!!! Lunch todaaaay,,,I be thinking Aaaaaaarby's.
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:23 am
by 86kubicki
Jus' don't be bringin' up explodin' "aaarrrrrr" tailpieces or ye be findin' yerself in Davy Jones' locker!
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:25 am
by leftybass
Make mine a lefty-WRAAAH
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:26 am
by red_rob
Q: Hey does anyone know why Pirates are called "Pirates"?
A: Because they AAAAARRRRRRRRRR....
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:31 am
by 86kubicki
Here's one for Sheena:
Why did the pirate travel to Russia?
To visit the Tzarrrrrrr!
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:37 am
by jingle_jangle
Pirate Paul?
HAARRRRRRR!
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:47 am
by sowhat
Nah, he traveled just to try some Vodka-arrrrr. With caviarrrrrr, neturrrellee.
Yeah, mine deed 'ave a feeleeng that guy looked familiarrrrrr. The hat is a-wrong, BTW. A-kiddin'.
(ehm. Sorry for the accent.
)
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:19 am
by jaybic
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
a BUCCANEER!! AARRRGGHHH
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:43 am
by doctorwho
That's a;so how much a pirate pays for corn-on-the-cob ...
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:18 am
by bassduke49
This all reminds me of one of my favorite jokes to tell. You have to do your best Robert Newton/Long John Silver voice for best effect:
A young sailor steps into a harbor pub, and at the end of the bar leans THE prototype pirate: eye patch, hook, peg-leg, even the parrot on the shoulder. The young sailor says to himself, "I'll bet he has some tales to tell," and goes over to quiz the old buccaneer.
"Old man, how did you loose your leg?"
"Aaarg, twas a hurricane off the Ivory Coast. I was swept overboard and drifted for days. A shark came upon me and bit off me leg! Aarg!"
"And what happened to your arm?"
"Aaarg, a swordfight with the crew of a Spanish galleon. I killt seven of 'em, but one sliced me hand off clean. Aaarg."
"And your eye?"
"Aaarg, twas seagull ****, right into me eye!"
"Seagull ****? How could you loose your eye to seagull ****?"
"Aaarg, tweren't the ****, laddie, twas me first day with the hook!"
Aaaarrrgg!
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:26 am
by randyz
Where do pirates go for fast food?
Aaaarrrghby's!
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:26 am
by sowhat
Mhahaha!