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Darn thing looks like a bug!

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:22 am
by ajish4

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:38 am
by sowhat
Uh-oooh. LOL.

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:38 am
by jingle_jangle
Oh, PUHL-EEEEEZE.

What sort of twisted fantasy life produces these monstrosities?

Well, wait, it IS kinda neat...

NOPE! Creepy.

Well...the shape is kinda unique.

(Cut to scene: JJ's living room. JJ is opening the case on his newest acquisition--a Spalt Terminator Bass...

Onlooker: What's in the case?

JJ: You'll see. It's called a Spalt Terminator. It's a 5-string bass.

(Opens case)

Onlooker: Ummmmm. Yeah...OK...where you gonna play THAT?

(9-year-old daughter runs screaming from room...)

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:56 am
by kcole4001
Is the inlay of a man with his guts ripped out (presumably by that bass)?
It is nice wood, but better suited for furniture.

Quote:"Onlooker: Ummmmm. Yeah...OK...where you gonna play THAT?"
Hopefully in the dark!

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:59 am
by kcole4001
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It actually kind of looks like a gun stock, sort of, maybe...
I'd say it took quite a bit of creative engineering, but it's still ugly!

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:22 am
by bassduke49
Looks like something out of Babylon 5.

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:56 am
by jnbass
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for those with superior intellect...

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:06 am
by kcole4001
The Bass of Khan?

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:22 am
by jingle_jangle
Too dangerous to play in the dark.

Does seem to fit Ricardo's image, though.

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:25 am
by jps
"Looks like something out of Babylon 5"

Too crude for a Minbar so it must be from the Centauri.

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:12 am
by cheyenne
Not my cup of tea.

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:30 am
by ram
The Shadows maybe???

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:52 am
by ajish4
Geeez!

He just lowered the price by $500.00!

Here is your chance guys, being you all seem to like it so much! Image

I love the bolt on headstock. Never seen THAT before. I think RIC missed an idea here. Image

What a HIDEOUS thing it is!

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:16 pm
by cheyenne
Im afraid Id hurt myself on that thing.

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:29 pm
by jps
I thought about the Shadows but they had quite sophisticated technology that they would never make something that looks like this bass. Perhaps Zathras knows?