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For sale

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:24 pm
by blazer
http://www.thelocal.se/6032/20070109/

"I may be tired of my plastic boobs now but the implants have given me a lot of pleasure over the years. That's why I want them to be of some use, so they can provide pleasure for somebody else. Somebody who has a difficult life,"
- The lady who is selling them...

I guess that using the phrases about "them providing pleasure for somebody else" and "Somebody who's had a difficult life" are the real killers here.

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:36 pm
by dr_wahnsinn
And somebody has too much free time. ;-)

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:40 pm
by rollingricker21
At least its for charity :S

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:46 pm
by blazer
"And somebody has too much free time. ;-)"

I saw it on the news and looked it up.

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:31 pm
by lowendbob
Sure you did Wouter, sure you did. Image

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:59 pm
by melibreits
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Is somebody gonna buy the implants and just put 'em on a shelf, or can they actually be implanted in somebody else???? --That couldn't possibly be safe or sanitary.... Either way, EEEEWWWWW!

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:03 pm
by jwr2
I know 2 words that will make you wince ... Marilyn Manson ...

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:05 pm
by doctorwho
Two more: INCOME TAX! Image

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:01 pm
by johnallg
Gary wins.......

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:34 pm
by jnbass
He scores?

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:39 pm
by johnallg
No, just the winch factor! ;)

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:41 pm
by sharkboy
There may be some practical use.

My first thought was that there was some luck in them, so maybe I could strap 'em on and win some reality show.

Then I considered making an improvement to my physiognomy- placing them on my temples and mounting my eyeballs on them. Then I could perhaps be able to see in all directions- like a gecko or something.

Just trying to be practical.

No, I'm not going to buy them. You kids knock yourselves out.

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:54 pm
by sowhat
Hmmmm. What's next? Fake teeth?

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:35 am
by j_gary
Wouter, you are scaring me, and I like it.

Might they be considered vintage?

What's worse, the seller, the buyer, or my sorry butt for asking?

I gotta be on the wrong planet.

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:09 am
by atomic_punk
Sheena, I heard something on the radio yesterday that made me shiver, they now have snap-in fake smiles that you can just put on over your "regular" teeth and wear them out to a party. Kinda like "grillz" but without the jewelry involed.