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Happy Valentine's Night!

1. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

2. There Ain’t Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin’ for You

3. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye

4. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

5. I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

6. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

7. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed

8. Gave Her My Heart And a Diamond And She Clubbed Me With a Spade

9. If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?

10. Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)

11. It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your *** Out All Day Long

12. I’m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

13. She Got The Gold Mine and I Got The Shaft

14. I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win

15. They May Put Me In Prison But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breaking Out

16. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

17. I Just Fell In Something and I Sure Hope It’s Love

18. I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like Having You Here

19. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You

20. C’mon Down off the Stove, Granny, You’re Too Old to Ride the Range

21. Thank God And Greyhound (She's Gone)

Lyle, we use a lot of those as "requests" in our string band. Here are some more:

1. Don't Run Through the Wheatfield, Granny, You're Going Against the Grain.

2. It's So Lonesome in the Saddle Since My Horse Died.

3. I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying on My Back Crying Over You
(that's a real song, too!)

4. How Can I Live Without You If You Won't Go Away?

JimK

"Too Hot Outside, Too Cold At Home"
"She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart"

"The Only Ring You Gave Me Was The One Around The Tub"
"I Miss You, But My Aim's Getting Better"

"I can't get over a girl like you, so I'll throw up on my side of the bed"

This one is real....

emac.