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I really don't know what to say...

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:38 pm
by brycycle

Re: I really don't know what to say...

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:40 pm
by jps
Oh, puke! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Re: I really don't know what to say...

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:03 am
by teb
It says in the listing that it needs "sading". Actually, I think it's sad enough already. :mrgreen:

Re: I really don't know what to say...

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:12 am
by ozover50
Yup!! A load of **** and a waste of timber - MVP at work, I wonder................ :twisted:

Re: I really don't know what to say...

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:46 am
by johnallg
I don't get it - no neck pocket, no real smooth body edges - all wavey, and it is soft pine.... What would one do with it?? Seriously, I'm not looking for unrighteous indignation here.

Re: I really don't know what to say...

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:49 am
by doctorwho
E-U

Re: I really don't know what to say...

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:37 am
by weemac
I know we are not to curse on this forum but that looks "Bloody Terrible!"
It looks like a cartoon prop guitar!
emac.

Re: I really don't know what to say...

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:24 am
by godber
Agricultural.

Re: I really don't know what to say...

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:34 am
by rickaddict
A friend of mine made a better bass body in our 8th grade woods class.

I wonder what tools were used to make this?

:?

Re: I really don't know what to say...

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:34 pm
by Darkhollow
rickaddict wrote:A friend of mine made a better bass body in our 8th grade woods class.

I wonder what tools were used to make this?

:?
It looks like he cut it out with a steak knife.

Re: I really don't know what to say...

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:52 pm
by jingle_jangle
My thoughts immediately went to MVP, too.

Here's the same guy's attempts at a "Superstrat":

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And a "Less Paul":

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Finally, a "Reverse Firebird":

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Yes, that IS plainly Bondo on the two where it's visible...and probably also on the one with light gray car primer.

Subtlety is NOT this guy's forté, apparently.

Re: I really don't know what to say...

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:57 pm
by wayang
Yes, there's nothing sadder than someone who so desperately wants to accomplish something they just aren't capable of.

Wait, there is something sadder...it's someone who's convinced they are capable...

Re: I really don't know what to say...

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:18 pm
by Darkhollow
Wow, those wiring cavities gave him a run for his money. I can't imagine the results had he attempted to use a hard wood.

I hope that is his Mother bidding on that Ric body hoping to make him feel better. Who in their right mind would buy that?

Re: I really don't know what to say...

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:24 pm
by paologregorio
The cutout horns on the first abomination are shaped like they were trying to reach out and take a swing at him while he was making those butchered cuts! :shock:

Re: I really don't know what to say...

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:37 pm
by jingle_jangle
Something is terribly wrong...

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