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How's your Engrish?

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:14 pm
by kiramdear
I just found this site today. Maybe some folks won't find it funny but for a word-nazi like me this amounts to hilarity of the highest caliber.

http://www.engrish.com/most-popular/


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Re: How's your Engrish?

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:19 pm
by beatlefreak
They must have used Babelfish to translate.

Re: How's your Engrish?

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:34 pm
by jdogric12
I always enjoy knowing hard into a toilet.

What? :?:

Re: How's your Engrish?

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:38 pm
by windchimp
jdogric12aolcom wrote:I always enjoy knowing hard into a toilet.

What? :?:
Just don't clamor loudly.

Re: How's your Engrish?

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:27 pm
by ben_brown
Here's a good one....
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Re: How's your Engrish?

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:36 pm
by winston
"Go into toilet and can not will boil to make good food" Eh..........what's that you say? There's no making good food down there? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: How's your Engrish?

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:41 pm
by kiramdear
I'm going to steal some of these for lyrics! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: How's your Engrish?

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:03 pm
by fatcat
I was frequently amused by the translated instructions that came with Panasonic cctv equipment.
One example, a safety warning: Do not allow chidren to place bag on it's head so they may become chaked

Re: How's your Engrish?

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:24 pm
by rickenbrother
I'm not using THAT toilet! :lol:

Re: How's your Engrish?

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:21 am
by johnallg
"The service object of this toilet is limited by a person only." Wide open possibilities. I'm givin' it all I got, Cap'n!! :lol:

Re: How's your Engrish?

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:16 am
by cassius987
Uh. All your base are belong to us?

Re: How's your Engrish?

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:07 pm
by brammy
I lived in Japan in '83 and every day brought a yuk or three.

On later trips to Taiwan, I would find t-shirts being sold with obviously intentional Engrish on them. They knew what the tourists were looking for so they filled the need.

Re: How's your Engrish?

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:25 pm
by captsandwich
One of the funniest things I have ever seen on TV.

Re: How's your Engrish?

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:29 pm
by melibreits
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! :lol:

Thanks for the laugh, Kira--that was great!

I LOVE Engrish.com--it's one of my favorite sites to browse when I need a really good laugh, but I haven't been there in a while.

Re: How's your Engrish?

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:04 pm
by brammy
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... and advice that most of us can relate to:
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