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THE HUMOR ARCHIVE--Part 1

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:21 pm
by jingle_jangle
On each of my computers, I have a folder on the desk top labeled "Humor" where I put things that range from amusing to coffee-spitting (at least to me, and there lies the rub)...

In these somber times, we all could use a good laugh. Note that I don't expect all of these to please all of youse, but if any bring a chuckle to your life, then parabens!* Note also that some are recycled from posts past, whereas others appear here for the first time.

*Parabens=Portuguese for "mazel tov"...

First off, how'd you like to have this name on your tombstone:

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Can't you READ?

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Thanks. I'll get right on it:

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Showerhead in my apartment in Brasil. Yes, it plugs into the wall just like it appears to. And, yes, it did come off the pipe the second time I turned the water on. I left the bathroom quickly.

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On my way to the office this morning:

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So THAT'S where it is!!!

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These bike tires are a FOOT wide!

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Brand loyalty:

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Re: THE HUMOR ARCHIVE--Part 1

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:36 pm
by cjj
OK, I'll add a few I've collected.

Shhh, don't tell anyone about this!
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Well, duh!
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Hmm...
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It must be the name...
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Re: THE HUMOR ARCHIVE--Part 1

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:09 pm
by scotty
How true that we all need a good laugh nothing but doom and gloom on the news,people depressed and a bleak outlook and thats just in the RRF :wink:
Pork the one you love.LOL
heres a wee chortle that i found funny some twit posted this a few weeks back.Trumpet blow me nah never.... :lol:
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Re: THE HUMOR ARCHIVE--Part 1

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:35 pm
by beatlefreak
I always loved this one...

Re: THE HUMOR ARCHIVE--Part 1

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:45 pm
by cjj
Hmmm, now which way should we go?
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Finally, the mystery is solved...
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What can I say?
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Re: THE HUMOR ARCHIVE--Part 1

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:05 pm
by brammy
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Re: THE HUMOR ARCHIVE--Part 1

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:17 pm
by brammy
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Re: THE HUMOR ARCHIVE--Part 1

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:24 pm
by wayang
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Re: THE HUMOR ARCHIVE--Part 1

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:53 pm
by sowhat
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Re: THE HUMOR ARCHIVE--Part 1

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:59 pm
by sowhat
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And my personal favourite.
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Re: THE HUMOR ARCHIVE--Part 1

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:43 pm
by beatlefreak
It had to happen sooner or later...
It had to happen sooner or later...

Re: THE HUMOR ARCHIVE--Part 1

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:21 am
by jimk
beatlefreak wrote:
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Oh geez! Now I gotta pay off all those bets I lost! :lol: :lol: :lol:

JimK

Re: THE HUMOR ARCHIVE--Part 1

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:22 am
by johnallg
beatlefreak wrote:
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This was the winter for it, for sure.

http://www.hell2u.com/

Re: THE HUMOR ARCHIVE--Part 1

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:41 pm
by cjj
Hmm, maybe I should change my name to Brian...

Re: THE HUMOR ARCHIVE--Part 1

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:59 pm
by cjj
Uh oh...
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