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ACK, ACK, ACK...

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:06 am
by jingle_jangle
I had a lot of respect for the grand old company that was/is Martin, until I saw this awful junk, erm...thing for sale at Elderly this morning.

Now Martin gets an 8.5, instead of the 9.75 I used to give them in the "respect" category, as if they care...

Looks like the Pennsylvanians are believing the BS about the so-called "Summer or Love", so they decided to "pay tribute", Fender-marketing-style*:

http://www.elderly.com/vintage/items/10U-5081.htm

*Fender-marketing-style: Build anything, but make sure you've got a hook so you can call it a "limited edition". Throw taste out the window, and company history and integrity on hold, at least until the checks clear...


And what the hell's a "ying-yang" symbol? You don't suppose they could mean, "yin-yang", do you?

Re: ACK, ACK, ACK...

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:17 am
by captsandwich
It looks like a Barbie guitar.

Re: ACK, ACK, ACK...

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:28 am
by atomic_punk
I expected a lot better from Martin. Shame, indeed.

Re: ACK, ACK, ACK...

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:36 am
by doctorno
I think it looks quite funny - especially the case. If people like it, why not? It might still be a good sounding guitar.
I think there are much worse things around, such as artificially aged instruments.

Re: ACK, ACK, ACK...

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:39 am
by cjj
ACK! BLECH! YUCK!

I was never a big fan of the hippie flower/peace sign stuff even back when it was new. I like it even less now. That thing is truly disgusting...

Re: ACK, ACK, ACK...

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:48 am
by melibreits
Eeeeeeeewwwwww..... that really is a disgrace for Martin. It looks like a cheap toy. :roll:

Re: ACK, ACK, ACK...

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:49 am
by Scastles
How sad. Far from what I expect out of Martin. And I just read this nice article about the D-18 Authentic in Fretboard Journal. This 'instrument' is a far cry from their reproduction of the D-18!

Re: ACK, ACK, ACK...

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:50 am
by leftybass
LOL

Well, I'll bet it still sounds good...

Re: ACK, ACK, ACK...

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:07 am
by kiramdear
That's so tacky, I gotta have one to go with the Gretsch model with flying saucers abducting cows on it. LOL, what a riot! :roll: :lol:

Re: ACK, ACK, ACK...

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:09 am
by whojamfan
Uh, like, dude-you'd like really have to be trippin to drop that much cabbage on such a psuedo lysergic guitar. Quite amusing, but I like the Daisy Rock guitars better. At least they are not trying to market their instruments on some subcultural rhetoric. I think the hippies would have veiwed this as an agent of the man trying to cash in on their "thing". Hope I didn't like harsh your mellow man :lol:

Re: ACK, ACK, ACK...

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:16 am
by deaconblues
:shock: :lol: :? :x

This abomination's much WORSE than a fake relic...by far.

Re: ACK, ACK, ACK...

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:20 am
by kiramdear
With so much good psychedelic art and artists to choose from, I just don't know. It's like a picture of when Barbie's friends dosed her with some weird designer hallucinogen ...

Re: ACK, ACK, ACK...

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:24 am
by libratune
For those of us who remember the "Summer of Love," this guitar brings back memories of large jars of French's mustard and melted Creamsicles being passed around as we listened to "Purple Haze" and "Incense Peppermints" (by the Strawberry Alarm Clock) . . .

Whoops, just had a flashback. :oops:

On a more serious note, this guitar descriminates against the reality-impaired with no fretboard markers and a neck apparently made out of pine wood . . . Chris Martin was 13 in 1969, so perhaps he isn't recalling the reality as it was, but rather is looking at it through a Mellow Yellow lens . . . :mrgreen:

Re: ACK, ACK, ACK...

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:26 am
by jimk
Oh that guitar would have been an embarrassment 42 years ago! What a hoot!

JimK

Re: ACK, ACK, ACK...

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:46 am
by teb
This is nothing new. Along with their regular lines, Martin has been building some small runs of strangely-painted special editions for quite some time - like this one, the "Cowboy" model and others. Just about all of them miss the mark to the point of being pretty hideous. I've always wondered who the target market is for them, but some people do claim that they're collectable. I guess is just goes to show that even the builders of world-class guitars can occasionally put out a pig, and somewhere there must be someone willing to buy it.