Postcard

[scotty]

Im sitting in a swanky hotel in Dundee of all places with Cocktail in hand doing nothing but settling in my big bum on the sofa and thinking about the deep muscle back massage ive booked in for tomorrow.Im hanging in there but relaxing is so difficult. Missing you all like a hole in the head
scotty

[kiramdear]

So it's safe to go to Glasgow right now, I guess?

[winston]

After you have let all the air out is the ancient land of Angus, the city of Dundee and nearby Perth safe Scotty?

[ozover50]

Obviously there isn't an Inversnaid Hotel in Dundee or you'd be there, woodencha???

[longhouse]

Give my regards to Desperate Dan and also to the Dundee City Council (I still owe 'em a heap for an unpaid traffic fine!).

[godber]

Im sitting in a swanky hotel in Dundee of all places with Cocktail in hand doing nothing but settling in my big bum on the sofa and thinking about the deep muscle back massage ive booked in for tomorrow.Im hanging in there but relaxing is so difficult. Missing you all like a hole in the head
scotty

And there was me expecting an informative essay on Scotland's very own Postcard Records, and all I get is you forcing me to think about your "big bum" and you having a massage. You have scarred and scared me!

Shouldn't you be eating cake in Dundee?

Take it easy big man

[ken_j]

... Missing you all like a hole in the head
scotty

It is nice to be missed... unless you went out of your way to miss us.

[scotty]

Give my regards to Desperate Dan and also to the Dundee City Council (I still owe 'em a heap for an unpaid traffic fine!).

Ive given the council a phone and let them know your details Noel! They say any Rickenbacker will do ,so post one to me and i`ll sort out your fine.

[longhouse]

I suppose I will have to pay it before I return to Bonny Scotchland...

Do you know any good attorneys in Monifeith/Angus/Dundee??? tsk

[winston]

I suppose I will have to pay it before I return to Bonny Scotchland...

Do you know any good attorneys in Monifeith/Angus/Dundee??? tsk

Good luck Noel................. Most of them are pretty efficient billing machines in my experience. You will probably be better off to pay the fines.

[longhouse]

I really have no intention of fighting Dundee city (I'll end up bound with jute, living on marmalade and breadcrumbs ).

However... I will ONLY pay the fine if it would preclude me from being able to return to Scotland. Guess I'd better check the laws. Wouldn't want to be nabbed at the Edinburgh airport.

[scotty]

Ive spoken to the Lord Provost and he assures me that the fine has accumulated and its about the same as your 1997SPC/VB and maybe a bottle of Scotch.....

[scotty]

Just had my Massage she was a beast!

[longhouse]

I guess it's settled then. What's his drink? Oban? Talisker? One of the Glens???

[scotty]

Buckfast !!!!! All the Jakies love it.......

I must say when i started this thread i knew it was going to rubbish but never imagined it would really be this bad sorry guys its a poor one but hey ho!